Craig Shoemaker Quotes
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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.
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I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there's no huge message or through line.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.
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Even though 'Spider-Man' is a huge blockbuster, it really didn't feel like that. It felt like we were making this weird, funny high school movie. Like just hanging out with a group of friends.
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My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak up on you and then you listen again, and say: 'That's so funny.' John Prine's songs have always had this really witty tone.
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You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do.
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Our dog, Comet, is a Lab/poodle mix. She's goofy and silly and sweet.
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'Vicky Donor' proved that the audience was waiting for well-scripted funny films.
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Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.
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I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage... funny how life works out like that.
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Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier.
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He was wild the way a mistreated dog becomes wild, not because it loves freedom, but because it has lost trust.
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You are so funny to ask me about 'The Look'. I've been asked many times, and I really am not sure what anyone means.
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One night I realized that when you give people understanding and encouragement a funny little meek childish look abashes their eyes, no matter what they've been doing they weren't sure it was right - lambies all over the world.
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It was Toto that made Dorothy laugh, and saved her from growing as gray as her other surroundings. Toto was not gray; he was a little black dog, with long silky hair and small black eyes that twinkled merrily on either side of his funny, wee nose.
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The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he is so damn funny in a straight man role.
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I can't remember much about the early flights, except that it was ages before we got into First Class.
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I wrote 'Criminal' in 45 minutes when everyone else went to lunch because I had to have a hit. I can force myself to do the work, but only if someone is right up behind me.
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When I was in school, I was too short to erase the blackboard. It was my job to put away the chairs.
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If you're calling yourself a maverick and you're not Dirk Nowitzki, then you are probably not one. In fact, this rule applies to anyone declaring themselves a 'God-fearing Christian' or a 'Man of the people.'
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My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
