Craig Stadler Quotes
The game just embarrasses you until you feel inadequate and pathetic. You want to cry like a child.

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I did five seasons of 'Baywatch,' and I did four seasons of 'VIP.' I've been around awhile.
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We play tag and kickball almost every day. It's one of the ways that I've figured out how to spend some fun quality time with my kids while getting exercise.
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I barely watch TV apart from the news. Most of it is rubbish. There's all this reality nonsense and dross. I think there's a market for a well-produced, well-written melodrama like 'Dallas.' It's pure entertainment.
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I'm quite arty. I didn't know whether to become an artist or musician but I realised I could paint with music. All my songs have colours.
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The guys today are just too strong and back then they would take many hard punches to land one.
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I spent 19 years as a Washington reporter covering a variety of beats.
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One really interesting thing for me was learning about kitchen etiquette, and the differences between an Indian kitchen and a French one. They're different in atmosphere, and also in how chefs maneuver within them.
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Let's just start with the word 'diva.' It is obviously a sexist slight - a term that is only applied to women, almost always in a derogatory way. It's usually applied to women who are viewed as overly ambitious. It is applied to demanding women, to women who follow their own path.
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Then, all of a sudden, here I am in the Press Room in the White House and walking in with the guards, who handed me three little pieces of paper asking me to send pictures to the guards at the White House.
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The prime minister is not a private individual, but the leader of the Jewish State and the Jewish world as a whole.
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I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
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If it's going to go my way, it's going to go my way. I have to keep working hard.
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Leadership rests not only upon ability but upon commitment and upon loyalty and upon pride and upon followers...Leadership is not just one quality, but rather a blend of many qualities; and while no one individual possesses all the needed talents to go into leadership, each man can develop a combination to make him a leader.
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I charged into something which might have been a tree, but was not-being, in point of fact, Jeeves.
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As I see it, tech in Africa 1.0 was the mobile-phone boom, and version 2.0 was about new apps developed in response to local needs. Tech in Africa 3.0 should be about those who are successful in transforming the chatter into real opportunities.
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I came out of high school, where my heroes were, like, Michael Jordan and a lot of local rugby players - and on the movie front, it was Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone.
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I work all the time; whatever I do, I do it, and I don't necessarily look at it as work. You could say the Auschwitz project was work, or the Lowy Institute is work, or Westfield is work, or the football is work. It is life.
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It's good to be an anarchist and just love yourself.
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Death is not painful. It is the most beautiful experience you will have.
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In my opinion, the key internal element in Rome’s success or failure was the economic well-being of its taxpayers. This was because the empire relied for its security on a professional army, which in turn relied on adequate funding.
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Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.
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We have very specific rules about how we go to market with children, and I think they are very responsible.
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The game just embarrasses you until you feel inadequate and pathetic. You want to cry like a child.