Brad Williams Quotes
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For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am.
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I don't think I'm extremely intelligent by any means.
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I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.
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Being cold, we're not decomposing as much as they could be.
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I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians.
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The personal boundaries, I think for comedians they're a little bit different anyway, but I think people - feel free to do stuff - It's interesting with comedians because when we walk on stage, oftentimes we're talking about ourselves for an hour and we're talking about very intimate details, so after hearing us for an hour, a lot of people feel very comfortable with us because they feel like they know us and they're our friends because we just told them our innermost secrets and details of our lives for an hour. What they forget is we know absolutely nothing about the audience.
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I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"
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I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.
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I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.
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I kind of want to know a little bit about everything.
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I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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I like to play video games, I like to keep up with sports, and I just like to spend time with people, because I'm on the road so much that when I'm home, I like to spend time with people that I don't normally get to see.
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Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.
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In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.
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I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes happen.
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I think by the end of the month, we'll be well above the administration's estimates as well as ours. We've already exceeded the administration's estimate, and there's still two days to go.
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Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true.
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I try not to be hateful.
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I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet.
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If I do talk politics it's very surface, it's not in-depth.