Brad Williams Quotes
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I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"
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I'm constantly watching satirical news programs, and just - I never want to be in a situation where someone could yell out a topic and I will have absolutely no opinion on it whatsoever, or just not even know it exists.
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The personal boundaries, I think for comedians they're a little bit different anyway, but I think people - feel free to do stuff - It's interesting with comedians because when we walk on stage, oftentimes we're talking about ourselves for an hour and we're talking about very intimate details, so after hearing us for an hour, a lot of people feel very comfortable with us because they feel like they know us and they're our friends because we just told them our innermost secrets and details of our lives for an hour. What they forget is we know absolutely nothing about the audience.
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I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians.
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I like to play video games, I like to keep up with sports, and I just like to spend time with people, because I'm on the road so much that when I'm home, I like to spend time with people that I don't normally get to see.
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Being cold, we're not decomposing as much as they could be.
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I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.
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If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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I think by the end of the month, we'll be well above the administration's estimates as well as ours. We've already exceeded the administration's estimate, and there's still two days to go.
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For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am.
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We lost some really good senior leaders, so a lot of those new guys are going to have to step up and fill those roles.
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I kind of want to know a little bit about everything.
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It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.
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I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes happen.
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That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.
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Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true.
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I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet.
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When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies. They go, "And now his tour is done."
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If I do talk politics it's very surface, it's not in-depth.
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I try not to be hateful.
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I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.