Brad Williams Quotes
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If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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Being cold, we're not decomposing as much as they could be.
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I'm not going to talk too much politics because I'm not smart enough to do that.
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I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.
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I try not to be mean for the sake of being mean, and if I do do a joke or a tweet or something that is at someone's expense - and those are my fine lines; obviously they're there - I want it to be something that's pretty much across the board we all as a society agree this is bad.
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I don't think I'm extremely intelligent by any means.
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For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am.
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I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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The personal boundaries, I think for comedians they're a little bit different anyway, but I think people - feel free to do stuff - It's interesting with comedians because when we walk on stage, oftentimes we're talking about ourselves for an hour and we're talking about very intimate details, so after hearing us for an hour, a lot of people feel very comfortable with us because they feel like they know us and they're our friends because we just told them our innermost secrets and details of our lives for an hour. What they forget is we know absolutely nothing about the audience.
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I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"
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That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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I kind of want to know a little bit about everything.
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I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians.
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I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.
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I like to play video games, I like to keep up with sports, and I just like to spend time with people, because I'm on the road so much that when I'm home, I like to spend time with people that I don't normally get to see.
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When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies. They go, "And now his tour is done."
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In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.
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I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes happen.
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Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.
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I think by the end of the month, we'll be well above the administration's estimates as well as ours. We've already exceeded the administration's estimate, and there's still two days to go.
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I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet.
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If I do talk politics it's very surface, it's not in-depth.
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I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.