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Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
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Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.
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Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.
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I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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We lost some really good senior leaders, so a lot of those new guys are going to have to step up and fill those roles.
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It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.
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I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"
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I like to play video games, I like to keep up with sports, and I just like to spend time with people, because I'm on the road so much that when I'm home, I like to spend time with people that I don't normally get to see.
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I'm constantly watching satirical news programs, and just - I never want to be in a situation where someone could yell out a topic and I will have absolutely no opinion on it whatsoever, or just not even know it exists.
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I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
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Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true.
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If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies. They go, "And now his tour is done."
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I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.
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I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.
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I think by the end of the month, we'll be well above the administration's estimates as well as ours. We've already exceeded the administration's estimate, and there's still two days to go.
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Being cold, we're not decomposing as much as they could be.
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If I do talk politics it's very surface, it's not in-depth.
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I kind of want to know a little bit about everything.
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I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet.
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I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.
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I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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