Brian Regan Quotes
The government will pay certain farmers to not grow corn. Wow. Where's my check? That'd be great. "Hey, what do you do for a living?" "Well, I don't grow corn. Get up at the crack of noon, make sure there's no corn growing. I'm gonna get up early tomorrow. And not plow. You know, we used to not grow tomatoes-but there's more money in not growing corn."
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I don't think anyone feels older. You have this infinity inside you that feels like it could go on forever.
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If Monsieur X spent an eternity studying treatises on optics, he would never paint 'La Grande Jatte.'
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Whether you call my heart affectionate, or you call it womanish: I confess, that to my misfortune, it is soft.
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I can understand Communism, but not Socialism.
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I grew up listening to classic rock - the Kinks, Genesis, The Who, Pink Floyd.
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Our music has been an incredible gift to help us make a difference.
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Canada definitely has a strong program in women's boxing, and we're showing that women are capable, not just men.
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Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
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I believe in the stability of my country. I believe in unity.
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The obstinacy of cleverness and reason is nothing to the obstinacy of folly and inanity.
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John Glenn craved the publicity. I think even John would admit that. When he went into politics, that became pretty obvious! He knew how to do public relations.
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The only thing that kept the Cold War cold was the mutual deterrence afforded by nuclear weapons.
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There are different people who got me into music, but what I liked about Beethoven is that even when I didn't understand it or it was too long, there's still something about it that drove me to it. Then it got me excited about actually learning music, like a theory of it.
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I want to lower taxes for the middle class.
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In the creative industries, there are few things more exciting than a zinger - a thought, idea, line, plot device - anything really, that just totally works in a fundamentally new and fresh way. It's like a uniquely lovely melody or a new taste idea in cooking. Something special, something new, something wonderful. They're also very rare.
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I loved when my folks would watch 'The Dean Martin Show.'
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I am very harsh on myself. I can point out a list. My nose is very strange. I have a very round face. I sound so ungrateful. Obviously I'm being hard on myself. Whether it's body dysmorphia, or whatever it is, I can always find something wrong.
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Our forefathers regarded as a prodigy the passage of the Alps: first by Hannibal and, more recently, by the Cimbri; but at the present day, these very mountains are cut asunder to yield us a thousand different marbles; promontories are thrown open to the sea; and the face of Nature is being everywhere reduced to a level.
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I wanted to design clothes to help build confidence.
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Don't think there are no second chances. Life always offers you a SECOND CHANCE... It's called TOMORROW
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That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'
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The government will pay certain farmers to not grow corn. Wow. Where's my check? That'd be great. "Hey, what do you do for a living?" "Well, I don't grow corn. Get up at the crack of noon, make sure there's no corn growing. I'm gonna get up early tomorrow. And not plow. You know, we used to not grow tomatoes-but there's more money in not growing corn."