T. J. Miller Quotes
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People dream their whole lives of their Oscar speech; I dreamt my whole life of hosting the Oscars.
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I think by now if people hire me, they know I'm going to improvise. I'm an improviser by trade.
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I think it is very important to be a method actor.
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I love Denver.
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Gentrification always makes me laugh. People complain about traffic. Live in Atlanta! You can't have it both ways; you can't live in an incredible city and not expect it to get congested.
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I do comedy to give people an ephemeral escape from the tragedy that permeates everyday life.
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I know about the tech industry in that I follow what apps are hot and software development. I know my way around different browsers. I know how to restart a computer.
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Mucinex were like, 'Would you like to be the Mucinex man? You sound like you're sick right now'. In each spot, they give me a little bit of room to do something strange. And in a world of fractured mediums, where there is no zeitgeist, and you get your comedy from your phone, it's all content.
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I consider everybody who takes themselves seriously to be a little bit off. And Silicon Valley seems to be the most effusive about how important their contributions are to society.
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Hosting is a thankless job.
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I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.
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You just put yourself into your work, and you can do anything you want, depending on how hard you want to work for it.
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Mike Judge is very specific about how people look in his projects, and I think it's because he's an animator.
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I feel like I've forcefully been thrust into the tech world, and I've enjoyed every minute of it.
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A mother will come up to me and say, 'Will you meet my son? He loves you. He watched 'How to Train Your Dragon' a thousand times.'
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I listen to 'deep dish house'.
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I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.
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I try to be an ethical, moral person and a nice person, and I like to have that reflected in my comedy. I'm not a mean comedian, and I don't think that my comedy is mean. I think that for the most part, it's more focused on the diversity that we all handle and try to provide a distraction from the disaster of modern living.
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My father is very dry and very quick-witted, and my mother is very silly. It was the perfect combination because I got an education in physical and verbal comedy.
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I was in 'Goodwin Games,' which was canceled, and a few other things, so I kind of swore off television unless I was writing or producing it.
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I consider myself a fairly ethical individual while I do have a lot of dichotomies within me. We're all victims of our own hypocrisy at times.
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Unfortunately, in the race to the most douchebaggery, Silicon Valley is fast in gaining on Hollywood. That race is neck and neck.
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I'm the easiest person to make fun of.
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I find Denver's hipster scene to be fully unique.