Weird Al Yankovic (Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) Quotes
Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones?'
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I'm not faithful to one particular medium, and it's what I try to teach to people who work with me.
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People believe what they want to believe.
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There's something about live players that you cannot get with machines: With live musicians, you can strike a groove, you can feed off each other... And, even though somebody might make a slight mistake, it's all real!
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My mom always told me I should have a Plan B. I said that if I'm not going to play guitar I'm going to play drums. And if I'm not going to play drums, I'm going to play bass. I always just wanted to play music. I was completely obsessed.
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I was bringing the whole music, hip-hop, art, break dancing and urban cultural thing to the downtown table.
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After all, the chief business of the American people is business. They are profoundly concerned with producing, buying, selling, investing and prospering in the world.
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I'm disregarding all the rules I've seen as people approach writing music. I'm trying to break them.
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I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.
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I don't believe in just ordering people to do things. You have to sort of grab an oar and row with them.
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Israel is no longer a people that dwells alone, and has to join the global journey toward peace, reconciliation and international cooperation.
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Because our fight has been for such a long time we are isolated from the world, even after reconstruction we don't have much attention from people outside.
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The reason to retire is to try to avoid embarrassment; you ought to do it before people are dropping big hints. You want to be the first to come up with the idea. You don't want to wait until you trip and fall off the stage.
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I simply told people what I thought about the state of the war in Vietnam, and it was that we better get out of this.
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There's a lot of people out now around America who depend on checks from their fellow taxpayers being in the mailbox every day.
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I am not one of those people who will ever be comfortable mocking or making caricatures of the stereotypes attached to any community.
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I did four movies where I gained, like, fifty pounds. I had curly hair, and I had all of this facial hair. I had put on all this weight for these movies, and I did four or five of them back-to-back. Then I cut the weight and I got fit again. I cut my beard and I took away the mustache, and people were like, 'What are you doing?'
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People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to.
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I worked with fantastic actors, fantastic directors. People I would never otherwise have met. Was I limited? Yes. Did I use it as I could have? No. But I was always ambivalent about Hollywood and what I wanted. And ambivalence in our business is no good for success.
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Life is all about moments of impact and how they change our lives forever.
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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
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It would be very interesting to design objects for everyday life, something where the ideas that are expressed can be launched into society.
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I don't much like being directed. I enjoy being allowed to play.
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Mobs and dictators were made for each other, and when mobs appear, dictators will soon flourish.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones?'
