Leonardo DiCaprio Quotes
What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.

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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
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You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks.
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With the release of her fourth album, 'Red,' in 2012 and a handful of highly publicized romances, Taylor was criticized by the press and other entertainers for such sinful acts as dating people and writing songs about it, gaining a reputation as boy-crazy and love-ridden.
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I used to watch 'Top of the Pops' when I was a kid and say 'Yeah!' or 'Boo!' at every single song. So there was nothing in the middle. You brutally put it on one side or another.
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I was a really big kid.
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Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.
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When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's a daily reminder that women get to be funny.
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Dave Chappelle is one of my comedic inspirations. His perspective is crazy, and he's super sharp.
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Liberty must be limited in order to be possessed.
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Is it crazy to say that I don't often eat breakfast? But every time I go to a diner, I have to have a breakfast-type item, even if it's 11:30 at night. I love my morning eats!
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The art world is never going to be popular like the NFL, but more people are buying art and I think that's cushioning, to a great extent, our art-market cycles.
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She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.
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Working hard is way more fun. If you had to goof off 40 hours a week, you couldn't do it. It would drive you crazy.
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I've been my mom's kitchen helper since I was a little kid.
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It's funny, because I've never thought of myself as a Hispanic actor, like in 'American Gangster,' I'm playing an Italian. I've always been fortunate enough to have been allowed to play all these diverse roles.
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I wasn't allowed to have sugar as a kid. We didn't have candy or soda or anything, so Easter and Halloween were my favorite times 'cause I could eat as much candy as I wanted.
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I'm crazy, but I'm not too crazy.
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I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
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A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.
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I once heard someone doing a karaoke version of my song. That was pretty funny.
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I told my parents that I will marry any girl they choose for me. They also told me that they are open to considering any girl I choose. We were very open about it throughout.
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Inexpensive is good.
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In regards to The Haunting, people compared it to the old movie, which is unfair. We didn't have the rights to the movie. I couldn't duplicate a single thing because that would have been legal infringement.
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What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.