Lewis Grizzard Quotes
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.

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As for my diet, I try to eat lean, clean and healthy - nothing too surprising. And I avoid too much meat or dairy because they slow you down.
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The world is too violent right now.
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I am who I am.
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The virtues of the blockchain is that it would be that it's peer-to-peer settlement - no centralized settlement, no manipulation... And most importantly, there's nothing to capture. It's consensus based. It's stateless.
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I think it's the director's prerogative, not the studio's, to go back and reinvent a movie.
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We need leaders who will stand unapologetically in defense of marriage.
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France is a fantastic country. It's between the Anglo-Saxon and Latin cultures. We have some of the Anglo-Saxon rigor, and some of the Latin quirkiness.
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I can paint in jail.
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I am not a prisoner of conscious, but people try to make me one sometimes. It is both a gift and a curse. It's a high honour but can create limitations - I have to be fluid.
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That's the mark of a great storyteller, never to give away secrets in advance.
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I think protecting your family and giving to them is so important. It's the most important achievement.
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Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living on a council estate.
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To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt.
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My passion is to create a better society for our future citizens.
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I never had any film training. I went to Northwestern. I studied education and theater. So it was all theater training.
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When I started this I wanted to get back in the pool, I wanted to race and I wanted to go to the Olympics. I still want to do all of those things.
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We are political animals, as, not without reason, affirmed Aristotle, who perhaps influenced humanity's thinking more than any other ancient philosopher through his almost 200 treatises, according to reports, of which only 31 have been preserved.
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I've learnt more physics from Kabbalah than I ever did in school.
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Alone, human beings can feel hunger. Alone, we can feel cold. Alone, we can feel pain. To feel poor, however, is something we do only in comparison to others.
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Now let me teach you another thing about my daughter. I love her very much but she has the ability to hide as expertly as a sock in a washing machine. No one knows where it goes, just as no one knows where she goes, but at least when she decides to come back, we're all here, waiting for her.
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How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
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What I've learned the more time I've spent following Jesus is that God delights in answering our impossible prayers.
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The way I saw it, nobody thought the worse of a man who followed his pecker anywhere it sniffed, like a droopy-faced hound dog led on by his nose. So why a woman did the same should be judged different… well, women always is.
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The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.