Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
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If it weren't for the Internet, WWE probably wouldn't even know my name. If I had to rely on 'Pro Wrestling Illustrated' to get my name out there, it would have been a much more difficult road.
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An efficient government is dangerous in the hands of the wrong man. Sadly, the right sort of man never seems interested in the job.
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One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team.
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You gotta improvise in life. You gotta improv if the police pull you over.
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I never, by any regard, ever denied any part of my family roots.
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Depending on where my self-confidence was, growing up, I would use humor either to bring people closer, or to keep them away from certain feelings I had.
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I'm uncomfortable with the limelight. I'm not the type to go to the places where I know I'll be seen. I'd rather keep a low profile.
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The human voice can never reach the distance that is covered by the still small voice of conscience.
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I think, by nature you know, I'm very attracted and I gravitate toward the very strong girl who can watch a ballgame, but who's also extremely feminine.
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I've always wanted to work with dogs, so in high school, I worked at the Humane Society for a little while. I honestly think, even today, that would be the other career I would go into. Somehow I would be involved with animals.
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A lot of movies that come from Israel are about war, but there is such good, funny, rounded writing that comes from the country that I wish more people would discover.
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American actresses have more problems than I do; I'm lucky to be able to play what I want for a smaller audience, because I have my own country to do that in.
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I very much looked up to Janet Evans and Summer Sanders.
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I feel so great on a plane that it could be the end of everything, and I don't care.
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I want money; I just don't want that money lying around.
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My father put it right when he said: 'I don't get ulcers. I give ulcers.'
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After I learned the piano, I went on to learn percussion, the tuba, b-flat baritone, French horn, trombone, trumpet, most of the instruments in the orchestra. Trumpet was my instrument.
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I have an aim - I have a clear aim in my mind, and the aim is that I do not like what I see in Indian politics; it is something that is inside my heart.
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And me I'm in the bathroomcrying out my eyelids because it's hard to be a manwhen you're scared, just like a little kid.
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Any kid in the world can draw from strengths within - we all have the potential with that.
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I think the most important thing for an actor is reading the script and trying to figure out if you can play that character well. The last thing on my mind is if the director made good movies previously. It's not my job to know if that director's last movie was any good - it's my job to know if I can play the role.
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How do you think we build a future? I think we build it by investing in our kids and investing in education.
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Shoot, man, I love everybody! I don't have time to hate.
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Crazy diets, good diets, you can't name one I didn't do.
