Louis C. K. Quotes
Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.
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When I go back to New York all these years later, I'll walk down Seventh Avenue, and I'll hear, 'Yo, Oz!' In New York, I get recognized for that all the time.
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By the end of high school, I would do shows at the theater at night and then take the train home and go to school the next morning.
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Devotion complete culminates in knowledge supreme.
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We have to surmount the difficulties that face us and work steadfastly for the happiness and prosperity of our country.
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Big Business can make laws as easily as it can break them - and with as little impunity.
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I am such a do-goody, people-pleasing kid - or I was - I don't think I've ever been fired, not even from an ice cream shop, magician for kids' parties, not even in my early jobs in radio.
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I always had to genuinely like the actors I worked with and use my enthusiasm and vision to give them confidence to push their creativity and their humor.
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There are young idealists all around the world falling in love with the Yankees now and realists who are gravitating to the Red Sox. I think the universe is on its head.
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Women are put in a position of feeling embarrassed about their bodies. It's so ridiculous, but also astounding - we have to always be apologetic about having created the human race.
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I am a very selfish person.
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In general, while Trump has been a master of Twitter, he has shown an aversion to, and ignorance of, technology itself.
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Only the consciousness of a purpose that is mightier than any man and worthy of all men can fortify and inspirit and compose the souls of men.
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I remember having an argument with Alan, I said the Queen's not just going to call the guy up and send him out to do it. And Alan says, well, how would a monarch give orders to her assassin.
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Once again, Pat Robertson leaves us speechless with his insensitivity and arrogance.
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I write a book a year while creating TV and film projects. And being a writer isn't just writing: I have to chase down paychecks and manage foreign tax payments. I maintain a vibrant relationship with readers and bloggers. And when it comes to Hollywood, I typically have to have fifteen business meetings in the hopes that one leads to a project.
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Over a three year period, I gave away half of what I had. To be honest, my hands shook as I signed it away. I knew I was taking myself out of the race to be the richest man in the world.
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The biggest part of Loopt is about discovering the world around you, never replacing a social experience - only adding to it.
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I think it's a fundamental responsibility of the federal government to enforce our nation's borders.
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I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
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I don't want people to get confused. I'm not going to be putting out a gospel album.
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The first phase of social media was listening to the conversation. The second phase was joining the conversation. The third phase will be hosting the conversation on your site.
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I work in a medium where I get to be totally invisible and I get great pleasure from that, being a pretty self-conscious person.
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Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.
