Andy Samberg Quotes

The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.

Andy Samberg

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• Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

  

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• Most jokes state a bitter truth.

  

  Larry Gelbart
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• Sin is still sin - no matter how you spell it.

  

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• All the truly great stand-ups say, 'I go onstage, and I work on jokes. The inspiration will happen while I'm doing my work.' To me, in the end, the surest thing is work.

  

  Patton Oswalt
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• The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.

  

  Niall Horan One Direction
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• We actually talked about Adam Sandler during the creation of 'Trolls,' because he does know how to time jokes.

  

  Walt Dohrn
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• People have a comic bent or an angularity to their thinking, and those are the people who make jokes. And it's usually people who were in an environment, when they were young, where jokes were at a premium, or at least considered important to a life. My parents always listened to the comedy radio shows, we went to the comedy movies, and my parents appreciated comedy. So kids listen and follow what their parents like.

  

  Carl Reiner
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• 'Master Blaster,' by Stevie Wonder, is up-tempo and fun, like Stevie himself. Stevie's always making jokes; he really knows how to put people at ease. He's one of my inspirations, as a musician and a person.

  

  Ziggy Marley
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• I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know?

  

  Andy Roddick
  • Life
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• If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.

  

  Andy Samberg
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• You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!.

  

  Rob Zombie
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• I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.'

  

  Aziz Ansari
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• It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.

  

  Martha Gellhorn
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• I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Good
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• My friends joke that I’m dead until I get onstage. I’m dead right now as you’re speaking to me.

  

  Lady Gaga
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• I love 'Last Call.' It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn't going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes.

  

  Carson Daly
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• Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when every person in the room can point to the culprit, the only sane course of action is denial.

  

  Paul Auster
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• ... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.

  

  William Cowper
  • Cat
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• I'm infamous, a joke. It doesn't make me feel good, because I'm a genuine person, but I don't let it get to me, because I am who I am.

  

  William Hung
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• I don't think any of us felt like, "Oh, we need to put joke songs on the record." If we found something funny, we would record it, and if we wanted to, we'd put it on the record. It's not really something we spent too much time agonizing over.

  

  Mark Hoppus Blink-182
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  • Song
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• I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.

  

  Brad Williams
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• When I'm feeling down on myself or not feeling good about who I am, or maybe something happened and I'm feeling depressed, I eat to fill that void. Afterwards I'll beat myself up about it. I regret doing it, but I'll turn around and do it again.

  

  Janet Jackson
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• The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.

  

  Andy Samberg
  • Jokes
  • Fart