Austin O'Malley Quotes
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My favorite writers are all Jews - David, Solomon, Matthew, Mark - well, you get the picture.
Zig Ziglar -
I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and create a whole new bit.
J. B. Smoove -
All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
J. D. Salinger -
I've made a decision and now I must face the consequences.
J. Michael Straczynski -
The worst affected from corruption is the common man.
Kailash Kher -
Television offered me the opportunity to do new things; I had written a lot of scripts other than scary movies. I had actually written some romantic comedies and stuff that I really wanted to try my hand at, and nobody would let me do that. Television allowed me to do anything I wanted.
Gary Sherman
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I never thought I'd be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear.
Fiona Apple -
As a direct line to human feeling, empathic experience, genuine language and detail, poetry is everything that headline news is not. It takes us inside situations, helps us imagine life from more than one perspective, honors imagery and metaphor - those great tools of thought - and deepens our confidence in a meaningful world.
Naomi Shihab Nye -
I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.
P. J. O'Rourke -
Speed can't always get you wickets.
Kapil Dev -
Each book tends to have its own identity rather than the author's. It speaks from itself rather than you. Each book is unlike the others because you are not bringing the same voice to every book. I think that keeps you alive as a writer.
E. L. Doctorow -
I went to high school in New York City. So, I grew up in New Jersey my whole life, and I was watching all the people and all the kids that I met there become so jaded.
Jack Antonoff Fun.
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I can't stop people from writing imaginative stories about me entering politics.
Vijay -
One of my favourite exhibitions is called 'Do It,' which I co-curated with the artists Christian Boltanski and Bertrand Lavier 21 years ago.
Hans-Ulrich Obrist -
I am a huge, huge fan of the plain white tee. A good-fitting, vintage plain white t-shirt, like the 'boyfriend shirt', is the sexiest thing a girl can wear. It goes with anything, fancy or casual.
Zoe Kravitz -
The offseason is when you try to gain strength. You have 162 games during the year, so you've got to pick and choose the times work out.
Jacob deGrom -
My parents were atheists, strong atheists. I never got the answer 'God.'
Barbara Ehrenreich -
That was my challenge as an actress: to be a necessary part of the office without being too aggressive.
Barbara Hale
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I believe that a dream un-followed turns into all kinds of bad things in the lives of those who don't pursue them.
John Schneider -
We have to be active about kindness and about peace. I've always fantasized that it would be great if there was a Department of Peace.
Dave Matthews Dave Matthews Band -
I always suspect an artist who is successful before he is dead.
Edgar Degas -
Where I come from we say that rhythm is the soul of life, because the whole universe revolves around rhythm, and when we get out of rhythm, that’s when we get into trouble.
Babatunde Olatunji -
In reality, we are still children. We want to find a playmate for our thoughts and feelings.
Wilhelm Stekel -
The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
Austin O'Malley