Aziz Ansari Quotes
Like with 'Parks and Recreation,' it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had.
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I try and take lots of vitamins and I don't drink. I do smoke, though, I'd be insufferable if I didn't smoke, you'd have to push me off a balcony I'd be so boring.
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It never occurred to me that some people were seen as wrong or even different.
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Turn your attention for a while away from the worries and anxieties. Remind yourself of all your many blessings.
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I think these people have betrayed or have forgotten their ancestors.
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It always annoys me when stars grumble about fans coming up to them in the street. I love it. These young stars today with all their airs and graces, they need to remember it is an honour and a privilege to make money from acting. How hard is it?
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Being at the Apollo, I was always starstruck.
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It was mostly through pop culture, through hip-hop, through Dungeons & Dragons and comic books that I acquired much of my vocabulary.
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Every training session, I try to simulate the conditions similar to where I am racing.
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I love lamb shank. It's my favorite thing. You don't have it in America. It's a younger meat - it just falls off the bone - it's kind of like a roast. I really like blackened cod too.
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No one's gonna give a damn in July if you lost a game in March.
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Yoga may look peaceful and calming, but even Arnold Schwarzenegger would have trouble breathing after twenty 'surya namaskars' in a row.
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Oh my God, Betty White is actually everything that you would expect her to be like.
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I was very skinny, braces; so I never thought I would be a model.
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I apologize profusely to those I have offended deeply a million times over.
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I'll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady.
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I mean... if you're raised as a decent human being, killing somebody is against every moral thing you've ever been taught. And so, generally, in combat it's 'krauts,' the 'gooks,' the 'yanks' - whatever you want to do to try and make it so that it's not a human being.
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I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
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It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.
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There are people who have energy that say 'don't come near me, don't get too close.' There's people like Adrienne Shelley who have the energy of 'come over here and give me a hug and if you're around me you're going to be happy about it.'
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You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.
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Wearing makeup is an apology for our actual faces.
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'It seems an uncommonly woundabout and hopelessly wigmawolish method of getting anywheahs.'
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It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
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Like with 'Parks and Recreation,' it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had.
