Aziz Ansari Quotes
Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.

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At those times I got into... I suppose you call it a rut. I used to do comedy, comedy, comedy and I suddenly thought I ought to break away from this somehow.
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The more you work and get known for something, sometimes things begin to narrow a bit, and your opportunities get more... specific.
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Whatever God or whatever higher power you believe in, they brought us to this earth in a perfect way, and you have to learn to love yourself. Otherwise, it's an exhausting way to be.
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Less make-up is better, and it's always better to let your natural beauty shine. Essentially, be happy with your appearance.
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Excuse my voice - I don't have the thundering voice I used to have to get players going on the ice anymore.
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With honesty of purpose, balance, a respect for tradition, courage, and, above all, a philosophy of life, any young person who embraces the historical profession will find it rich in rewards and durable in satisfaction.
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It would be hard to ignore the absence of democracy in any Arab nation.
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I don't weigh. I don't weigh in at all.
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My mom often tells me to get married, but she gets it now that I don't want to. Like any other mom, she is worried, but she also understands the demands of my profession. I am blessed to have a family like this.
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Home is where your rump rests.
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The groundhogs are pretty good at eluding. If somebody is trying to come after a ground hog, they go and they burrow.
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In 1921, Harry Houdini started his own film company called - wait for it - the Houdini Picture Corporation.
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I would describe my look as 'ladylike rock chick.'
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I've found that you don't need to wear a necktie if you can hit.
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It is well known that Turkey has more imprisoned journalists than any other country, but as a result of the chilling effect of these prosecutions on the press, many stories never make the news.
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It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.
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Poor privileged white men. Their stranglehold on power is slowly being loosened.
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If you're gonna use simile, analogy, metaphor, be descriptive and have some flowery adjectives and a few odd nouns and some engaging bits of dialogue or sentiment, then you're sort of writing a novel, really. But rock lyrics are not really known for their sophistication.
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The only reason investors haven't run screaming from an obviously corrupt financial marketplace is because the government has gone to such extraordinary lengths to sell the narrative that the problems of 2008 have been fixed.
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We don't have too much ritual in our life anymore. And these life symbols which people rely on to keep their feeling of well being, that life is not too bad after all are required more and more.
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The best dress for walking is nakedness. But our sad though fascinating world rarely offers the right and necessary combinations of weather and privacy, and even when it does the Utopia never seems to last very long.
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I find that protein wakes up my brain and gets me ready for the rest of my day.
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Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.