Aziz Ansari Quotes
Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.

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At those times I got into... I suppose you call it a rut. I used to do comedy, comedy, comedy and I suddenly thought I ought to break away from this somehow.
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The more you work and get known for something, sometimes things begin to narrow a bit, and your opportunities get more... specific.
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Whatever God or whatever higher power you believe in, they brought us to this earth in a perfect way, and you have to learn to love yourself. Otherwise, it's an exhausting way to be.
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Less make-up is better, and it's always better to let your natural beauty shine. Essentially, be happy with your appearance.
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Excuse my voice - I don't have the thundering voice I used to have to get players going on the ice anymore.
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With honesty of purpose, balance, a respect for tradition, courage, and, above all, a philosophy of life, any young person who embraces the historical profession will find it rich in rewards and durable in satisfaction.
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It would be hard to ignore the absence of democracy in any Arab nation.
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I don't weigh. I don't weigh in at all.
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My mom often tells me to get married, but she gets it now that I don't want to. Like any other mom, she is worried, but she also understands the demands of my profession. I am blessed to have a family like this.
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Home is where your rump rests.
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The groundhogs are pretty good at eluding. If somebody is trying to come after a ground hog, they go and they burrow.
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In 1921, Harry Houdini started his own film company called - wait for it - the Houdini Picture Corporation.
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I would describe my look as 'ladylike rock chick.'
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I've found that you don't need to wear a necktie if you can hit.
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It is well known that Turkey has more imprisoned journalists than any other country, but as a result of the chilling effect of these prosecutions on the press, many stories never make the news.
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It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.
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Poor privileged white men. Their stranglehold on power is slowly being loosened.
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If you're gonna use simile, analogy, metaphor, be descriptive and have some flowery adjectives and a few odd nouns and some engaging bits of dialogue or sentiment, then you're sort of writing a novel, really. But rock lyrics are not really known for their sophistication.
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I am fascinated with religion or things that people believe in and question that. I think it's interesting.
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I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.
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I have problems because I'm very expressive, and usually red lipstick gets on my teeth and face.
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I find teaching - I like it, but I find just walking into the classroom and facing the students very difficult.
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I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
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Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.