Aziz Ansari Quotes
Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.

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At those times I got into... I suppose you call it a rut. I used to do comedy, comedy, comedy and I suddenly thought I ought to break away from this somehow.
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The more you work and get known for something, sometimes things begin to narrow a bit, and your opportunities get more... specific.
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Whatever God or whatever higher power you believe in, they brought us to this earth in a perfect way, and you have to learn to love yourself. Otherwise, it's an exhausting way to be.
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Less make-up is better, and it's always better to let your natural beauty shine. Essentially, be happy with your appearance.
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Excuse my voice - I don't have the thundering voice I used to have to get players going on the ice anymore.
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With honesty of purpose, balance, a respect for tradition, courage, and, above all, a philosophy of life, any young person who embraces the historical profession will find it rich in rewards and durable in satisfaction.
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It would be hard to ignore the absence of democracy in any Arab nation.
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I don't weigh. I don't weigh in at all.
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My mom often tells me to get married, but she gets it now that I don't want to. Like any other mom, she is worried, but she also understands the demands of my profession. I am blessed to have a family like this.
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Home is where your rump rests.
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The groundhogs are pretty good at eluding. If somebody is trying to come after a ground hog, they go and they burrow.
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In 1921, Harry Houdini started his own film company called - wait for it - the Houdini Picture Corporation.
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I would describe my look as 'ladylike rock chick.'
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I've found that you don't need to wear a necktie if you can hit.
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It is well known that Turkey has more imprisoned journalists than any other country, but as a result of the chilling effect of these prosecutions on the press, many stories never make the news.
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It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.
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Poor privileged white men. Their stranglehold on power is slowly being loosened.
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If you're gonna use simile, analogy, metaphor, be descriptive and have some flowery adjectives and a few odd nouns and some engaging bits of dialogue or sentiment, then you're sort of writing a novel, really. But rock lyrics are not really known for their sophistication.
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I know that my unity with all people cannot be destroyed by national boundaries and government orders.
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I've spoken before on how the art of storytelling has been lost a bit. I definitely feel 'Empire' is helping to reprogram us back to that place where we pay attention and invest emotionally in the records and the artists.
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I've been working with the land for most of my life; walking it and photographing it. And I love it to bits.
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Once humans traded their hunter-gatherer existences for more settled communities, we began a quest to make our lives better and more comfortable, but we've also been sucking precious finite resources from our environment ever since.
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I can never understand how a solo could ever be 'uncool.' Play something good, and it won't be uncool, you know?
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Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.