Neil Peart Quotes
I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.

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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
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The good part is if I play a solid round of golf, it will be very hard for the others to beat me. And that's all I'm thinking about.
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I learnt tennis, swimming, basketball and several others, but the sport I loved the most was golf.
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Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month.
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I'm in semi-retirement, but what am I going to retire to? I don't ride horses, I don't golf anymore. I shoot a game of pool every now and then.
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My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
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Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
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'The Hunger Games' has something for everyone.
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I loved junior golf.
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Lots of people still don't think of golf as a sport.
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I love to play golf and watch movies in Tamil and Telugu whenever I get time.
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And, in nineteen seventy two Olympic Games I wasn't really going to be a star, and overnight I became a star.
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Locker rooms and grill rooms are still the best places to find out things you don't know - at the Masters or any other golf tournament.
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The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
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It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger.
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Of course, Dwight D. Eisenhower gets credit for doing more for golf than any other White House resident, a mid- to high-handicapper though he was.
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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
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I like to play what I call a-motional golf. Emotion doesn't grab me that much.
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In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross.
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Hard work always wins in the end.
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Woe unto him that is never alone, and cannot bear to be alone.
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A lot of people in the adult population have a very limited idea as to why they are Americans, why we have a First Amendment or a Bill of Rights.
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The more big business talks about something, the less of it there is. For example, it 'values' jobs just at the moment when they disappear; it revels in 'autonomy' when in fact you have to fill out forms in triplicate for the slightest trifle and ask the advice of six people to make insignificant decisions; it harps on 'ethics' while believing in absolutely nothing.
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I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.