Craig Ferguson Quotes
Relax, you're among friends now. The long hard day is over and the roly-poly funny man is before you.

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I drove long distances like the 24 hours of Le Mans for years. But even this racing is now over. I retired.
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Drilling in ANWR fails to lower energy prices today and sets no long term energy strategy for tomorrow.
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Warren and I are friends, but working with him had been difficult.
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Lately, I've been doing a lot of tuning in and impatiently tuning out. As a longtime fan of talk radio, I don't think this bodes well for the long-term broad appeal of the medium.
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I ended up in the US for a month or so, before moving to Montreal with some Romanian friends.
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I worked with Lukas Haas a long time ago, when he was younger, and he was wonderful.
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To have long term success as a coach or in any position of leadership, you have to be obsessed in some way.
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It takes me a long time writing books. It takes me about five years to write a book, and when I'm done, the last thing I want to do is to do it again.
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Bill Mitchell said he really liked it. But when he asked the other four their opinions, we all took one look at ourselves in our raggedy long winter coats and cracked up. We knew we weren't likely to tempt anyone or anything, but what the hell, it was as good a name as any.
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As long as they keep building settlements, the world will be anti-Israeli.
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Deficiency motivation doesn't work. It will lead to a life-long pursuit of try to fix me. Learn to appreciate what you have and where and who you are.
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Stare, pry, listen, eavesdrop. Die knowing something. You are not here long.
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I come from Nigeria, and we live by the idea that it takes a village. So my entire team. I live by my team: my friends, my neighbors, my teachers - they're the people who taught me how to be a free actor.
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I don't really have an aversion to watching myself. I think I've been doing it for long enough that I have a system of separating it in my brain from my egotistical neuroses for the most part.
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I love the Americans. They are my best friends.
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Fundamentalists are not friends of democracy. And that includes your fundamentalists in the United States.
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My friends and I were wild and we liked to joy-ride.
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When you broaden the little box that you've been living in for so long, it can be very uncomfortable at first.
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You can't con people, at least not for long. You can create excitement, you can do wonderful promotion and get all kinds of press, and you can throw in a little hyperbole. But if you don't deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on.
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I hardly ever think about audience. I just try to tell a story for me. I write the kind of story I would like to read.
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Being stuck in airports, you always end up buying perfume and sunglasses.
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I'd probably say my biggest yo-yo was when I was finishing up my senior year of college. I lost about 100 pounds and within a year gained it all back.
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Business has to be done with both head and heart.
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Relax, you're among friends now. The long hard day is over and the roly-poly funny man is before you.