Stupid Quotes
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Therefore the blind Jews are truly stupid fools.
Martin Luther
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When I'm done with a book, I always give it to someone with expertise in the topic and tell them to flag all of my stupid mistakes.
Mary Roach
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If you behave like a stupid moron, you're going to get called out by me.
Megyn Kelly
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he had the startled-rabbit look that civilians get after five minutes of helping the police with their inquiries. If they stay calm for too long it’s a sign that they’re professional villains or foreign or just plain stupid. All of which can get you locked up if you’re not careful. If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it’s your safest bet.
Ben Aaronovitch
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One of the biggest obstacles to making lots of money is not a lack of good ideas or opportunities or time, or that we're too slovenly or stupid: it's that we refuse to give ourselves permission to become rich.
Jen Sincero
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You've got to be smart enough to write and stupid enough to not think about all the things that might go wrong.
Sara Gilbert
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The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.
Carlos Mencia
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As a child, I was called stupid and lazy. On the SAT I got 159 out of 800 in math. My parents had no idea that I had a learning disability.
Henry Winkler
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If anyone spends almost the whole day in reading...he gradually loses the capacity for thinking...This is the case with many learned persons; they have read themselves stupid.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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A lot of the characters I play are very naive, and I don't think I'm like that. And I'm not stupid!
Ashton Kutcher
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Money management is the only strategy to survive in this crazy, stupid and doped financial world market.
William C. Brown
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Other things being equal, it is better to be smart than to be stupid.
Carl Sagan
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I've never had that concern of thinking of myself as stupid.
John Travolta
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Los Angeles people are incapable of passively mainlining TV and movies. Here you have to read who produced or directed every episode, who wrote it, who had guests shots and whether you know them personally and if they like you. You have to figure out who everybody's agent is and whether yours is better. You not only know but deeply care about the difference between such job titles as Producer, Supervising Producer, and Executive Story Editor. ... So while the rest of the country is lying stupid in a media-induced coma, people in L.A. are in constant withdrawal.
Cynthia Heimel
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I'm not going to parse the statement. You've got the statement I made earlier and the statement speaks for itself.
Mike McCurry
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This stage, if it hasn't already, probably will see a production of the Vagina Monologues. Which I cannot wait to see, because it sounds so fabulously fucking stupid. Everybody knows that if female genitalia could speak, it would sound exactly like Enya.
Dylan Moran
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A frightful dialect for the stupid, the pedant and dullard sort.
Thomas Carlyle
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I think, for some children, your skills don't lie in written words. A lot of school is based around written words and how good you are at spelling or reading. From a young age, if you're told you can't spell or read very well, you're made to feel a bit stupid.
Erin Richards
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I look stupid without a mustache.
Erik Griffin
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So, thanks,” Vivian said. “For what?” I looked up at her, confused. “For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic of a sister and being such a pathetic dork that I couldn’t help but love you, too
Kiersten White
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Stand-up is so rewarding, and I enjoy the acting opportunities I've had, but the only time I really feel bad is when I feel like I have this manufactured belief that I should be doing something else or there should be some type of recognition. On an intellectual level, I know it's stupid.
Jim Gaffigan
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My hero is me. Why? Because I was a poor little kid who was told, `Hey stupid, can`t you speak English?` Now all those people work for me. Despite whatever circumstances I came across, I was always able to rise to the top and there`s only one way to do that - by being selfish, but also by believing in yourself. Belief is self-knowing. Even Yoda out of Star Wars said, `Do or do not. There is no try. Stupid War Selfish Believe Hero Kids Believe In Yourself People Trying Belief Speak Being Selfish Poor Little Kid My Hero Circumstances Belief In Self Able Hey Knowing Littles Said Self Stars Way Despite One Way Self Knowing Speak English
Gene Simmons
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I think that a big part of comedy is being made fun of, and it is looking silly or looking stupid.
Alison Brie
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Nature is an unpleasing, stupid, lumpy, blowsy wench.
William Mortensen