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		A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.
	
	  Jason Bateman Jason Bateman
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		When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it's going to be.
	
	  John Cleese John Cleese
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		I like romantic comedy as a genre, but I think it can get stuck in its ways.
	
	  Zooey Deschanel Zooey Deschanel
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		I really like comedy because it is really fun to be in - even though you are playing it straight.
	
	  Ashley Thomas Ashley Thomas
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		I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.
	
	  Eddie Izzard Eddie Izzard
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		I would like to explore comedy more. It's not something that I've done a lot of. Obviously, I'm very at home in drama. I like everything.
	
	  Jessica Pare Jessica Pare
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		Your funny gets developed pretty early on. Comedy requires that you understand as much as possible about the viewpoints of all people and everything that's going on around you. It genuinely requires a true point of view, a real sense of your own view of things in the world.
	
	  Elizabeth Banks Elizabeth Banks
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		You probably can't name more than a handful of comedies that would qualify for Best Picture. I can think of a lot of comedy screenplays; Woody Allen has had numerous nominations for his screenplays. But most comedies are calculated. They tend to pander. They're not about anything important.
	
	  Harold Ramis Harold Ramis
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		My new movie, Fools Rush In, is a romantic comedy and the girl I play in that is very warm, very sweet.
	
	  Salma Hayek Salma Hayek
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		I pay a bit more than lip-service to health: I don't eat chips or pre-prepared food, and it might be a comedy sacrilege to admit I do like vegetables, fruit and salad and stuff.
	
	  Jo Brand Jo Brand
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		I don't think all comedy should be mindless. Have something that's thoughtful. Maybe some things are tongue-in-cheek; maybe some things are very direct. I like that people have to think about things. That excites me. Because if you say certain things, it starts a dialogue. Even if you disagree, it's still a dialogue.
	
	  Jerrod Carmichael Jerrod Carmichael
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		I think a comedian has a more specific job. Whereas a musician can fall into different categories, you know, of making background music or doing a soundtrack or wanting to be in a band or writing the song, or writing your own songs. And then comedy is a very black and white thing. You want to make people happy.
	
	  Fred Armisen Fred Armisen
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		When I got into comedy, which was really for acting, I would see the guys who would be considered great today. They were great, but after a few minutes I could get kind of bored because they wouldn't move around. The dress code was boring to me. I didn't want to see the guy next door when I'm watching a performer. I wanted to see someone I would pay a ticket for.
	
	  Andrew Dice Clay Andrew Dice Clay
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		You learn to laugh at yourself, and you also lean on comedy as a crutch to kind of take the edge off because comedians often are self-deprecating, and they cross lines that they shouldn't. Stuff like that brings a smile to my face every once in a while when needed.
	
	  John Cena John Cena
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		I've seen so many excellent actors - excellent actors - who, the minute they're told they're in a comedy, turn into God knows what - creatures from another planet! I mean they just... the voice changes, they don't look the same, it's like - it has no similarity to any living human being, do you know what I mean?
	
	  Bea Arthur Bea Arthur
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		I trained in Shakespeare, and that's all comedy, even when it's tragedy.
	
	  Olivia Thirlby Olivia Thirlby