Chocolate Quotes

• If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.

  

  Amanda Peet
  • Up
  • Chocolate

• Since the appearance of Impressionism, the official salons, which used to be brown, have become blue, green, and red.. .But peppermint or chocolate, they are still confections.

  

  Claude Monet
  • Red
  • Green
  • Blue

• We had finished dinner. We’re now having dessert. And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen and President Xi was enjoying it.

  

  Donald Trump
  • Beautiful
  • Chocolate

• Ontologically, chocolate raises profoundly disturbing questions: Does not chocolate offer natural revelation of the goodness of the Creator just as chilies disclose a divine sense of humor? Is the human born with an innate longing for chocolate? Does the notion of chocolate preclude the concept of free will?

  

  David Augsburger
  • Free
  • Chocolate

• My favorite books are the ones that make me smile for hours after reading them. I want that for my readers, for the sweetness to linger. Sort of like chocolate, but without the calories

  

  Sarah Addison Allen
  • Book
  • Reading
  • Calories

• I don't really work out. I eat a lot of sweets. I have chocolate all over my house.

  

  Joyce Giraud
  • House
  • Chocolate
  • Sweets

• Forget the fake syrupy stuff. Melt down a bar of chocolate, mix it into some warmed up whipping cream, and put it on top of ice cream. Add some sprinkles, and you've got a delicious treat.

  

  Blake Lively
  • Up
  • Fake
  • Chocolate

• Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm, that's it okay? You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep you get up in the morning and go to fucking work okay? That is it, end of fucking list!

  

  Denis Leary
  • Up
  • Work
  • Small

• My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

  

  Jack Roy
  • She
  • Wife
  • Stuck

• Ganache is a mix of chocolate and cream. Warm cream, warm chocolate, they want to get to know each other - they're happy.

  

  Alex Guarnaschelli
  • Happy
  • Chocolate

• I don't wanna say I have a temper... but I do! I kind of sulk and sit there when I'm bitter. I won't show you, but you can see it. Probably if you bring me Godiva chocolate, I'll be your friend again!

  

  Jesse McCartney
  • Friend
  • Bitter
  • Chocolate

• I've always been homeschooled, so doing it on set is kind of the same thing. My mom makes it very interactive - we'll get a book on chocolate and learn how to make it, or she will buy antique items. I love military history, the mechanics and strategy of it.

  

  Atticus Shaffer
  • She
  • Book
  • History

• My dirty little secret is that I hate running. I don't like cardio. I also really like food, and all kinds of food - bread, chocolate, all of the yummy stuff. I up my cardio quite a bit and I start cutting out carbs, sugar, and salt just to try to get as lean as I can.

  

  Christopher Gorham
  • Up
  • Hate
  • Food

• People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold.

  

  John Jay Chapman
  • People
  • Wonder
  • Worry

• When she kissed him, he melted like a lump of milk chocolate.

  

  Marge Piercy
  • She
  • Milk
  • Lump

• Chocolate thickens the saliva, which isn't good news if you've gotta recite Shakespeare or sing Iron Man. Having said that, you're not supposed to drink tea either but I still do before gigs. It's not very rock and roll, but it's like a magic potion to me.

  

  Ozzy Osbourne Black Sabbath
  • Magic
  • Tea
  • Drink

• Werewolves and Arabians. It's like chocolate and peanut butter - a delicious combination.

  

  Anne Bishop
  • Chocolate

• Hey,” Shane said from the other side of the bars. “Trade you cigarettes for a chocolate bar.” Funny,” Eve said. She was almost back to her old unGothed self again, though there were still red splotches on her cheeks and around her eyes. “How come you’re always behind bars, troublemaker?” Look who’s talking. I didn’t try to outrun the cops in a hearse.” That hearse had horsepower.” Eve got that moony look in her eyes again. “I love that hearse.

  

  Rachel Caine
  • She
  • Funny
  • Eyes

• I love dark chocolate, 70 percent and up.

  

  Mary Steenburgen
  • Up
  • Dark
  • Chocolate

• My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate.

  

  Christopher Moore
  • Great
  • Chocolate

• I first started drinking chocolate milk to refuel in college when one of my assistant coaches said there were studies that proved that lowfat chocolate milk was great for recovery, so after practice, we would get out two big gallons and drink it together as a team.

  

  Kelley O'Hara
  • Great
  • Together
  • Team

• The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.

  

  Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
  • Men
  • Real
  • Black

• A U.N. study claims the happiest country in the world is Switzerland. When asked why they're so happy, Swiss people couldn't answer because their hands were counting money and their mouths were full of chocolate.

  

  Conan O'Brien
  • People
  • World
  • Country

• I'm the fussiest eater on earth; my husband despairs. I like chicken and pasta, and can't resist milk chocolate. I figure if you're going to do something naughty, make it really enjoyable.

  

  Bonnie Langford
  • Earth
  • Husband
  • Naughty

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