Married Quotes
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I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.
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I fancy that England is not the only place where married folks disagree, and where there are bad husbands. If one does not care to meet with such cases, one must quit this world. Those wishing to enter the marriage state had better not come to me for advice, for I disapprove of it altogether.
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I never thought that the long haired, bearded guy I married in law school would end up being President.
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All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
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When I was younger I thought I'd meet the man of my dreams, get married and have a child, but it all went higgledy-piggledy. Never say never, though.
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The happily married man with a large family is the test pilot for me.
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I'll be honest. After I got married, I definitely had a shift in emotional devotion.
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Married, Married, Married! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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I really like being married. I love my husband.
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A lot of my friends are getting married, but I don't think that is what I need. I am under no such pressure that if everybody is having a boyfriend, I too should have one.
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If I get married I get a tax break, if I have a kid I get a tax break, if I get a mortgage I get a tax break. I don't have any kids and I drive a hybrid, I think I should get a tax break. I'm trying to pay off my apartment so I have something tangible. I actually figured out if I paid off my place my reward would be that I would pay an extra four grand a year in taxes.
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What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?
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God mark thee to His grace! Thou was the prettiest babe that e'er I nursed. And might I live to see thee married once, I have my wish.
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I just really have a problem with people stereotyping in any shape or form. So yeah, I never really wanted to do that. You know I'm married to a black woman and people get surprised when you say that. They expect you to have some big, blonde, busty chick.
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Really, this horrid House of Commons quite ruins our husbands for us. I think the Lower House by far the greatest blow to a happy married life that there has been since that terrible thing called the Higher Education of Women was invented.
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It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.
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I've been married a couple of times and survived!
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Some by experience find those words mis-placed: At leisure married, they repent in haste.
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I don't want to see any taxpayer funding going towards... a couple that is not married.
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I liked being married instead of the girl who's looking for a guy.
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I always get so close to a wedding. God has been very kind. You can ask most married men and they will tell you what I mean. But one day my luck will run out. I hope it runs out soon. But more than marriage, having children is on my list, if I can figure out how to have those without marriage.
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I would say, 'Go ask any couple that's been married for 30, 40, 50 years... It hasn't always been roses.'
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Divorce is divorce and it's a really tough thing to go through, but I'd love to get married again.
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If someone gets married at 15, they're either dumb or pregnant. I was both.
