Married Quotes
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I really don't advise a woman who wants to have things her own way to get married
Virginia Woolf -
To get married and have a family, is to grow up and mature. It's the only way. You can read philosophy books for a hundred years, but if you don't get married and have a family you will never get it. They soften you and shape you, mature you. Absolutely.
Richard Matheson
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Married, Married, Married! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Kurt Cobain Nirvana -
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'.
Oscar Wilde -
I don't want to see any taxpayer funding going towards... a couple that is not married.
Karen Handel -
I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.
Ozzy Osbourne Black Sabbath -
I really like being married. I love my husband.
Talia Balsam -
One learns more of Christ in being married and rearing children than in several lifetimes spent in study in a monastery.
Martin Luther
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It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
Jack Roy -
I would say, 'Go ask any couple that's been married for 30, 40, 50 years... It hasn't always been roses.'
Jason Aldean -
God mark thee to His grace! Thou was the prettiest babe that e'er I nursed. And might I live to see thee married once, I have my wish.
William Shakespeare -
I 've been married so much in my life that I never really had lovers, so it's been a fun time. Hopefully the men are enjoying it as well.
Angelina Jolie -
If I get married I get a tax break, if I have a kid I get a tax break, if I get a mortgage I get a tax break. I don't have any kids and I drive a hybrid, I think I should get a tax break. I'm trying to pay off my apartment so I have something tangible. I actually figured out if I paid off my place my reward would be that I would pay an extra four grand a year in taxes.
Bill Burr -
If Jessica Simpson looks hot in something, I can definitely tell her that. But for me, out of the entire Simpson family, and out of all the Simpsons on the planet, and all the girls in the universe, the hottest one is the one I married. She could be sitting there in a pair of sweatpants and she beats out any girl in Maxim.
Pete Wentz Fall Out Boy
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Even though my parents separated, my mother was in love with my father and never re-married.
Nargis Fakhri -
I liked being married instead of the girl who's looking for a guy.
Doris Day -
I think the definition of someone who's still a swinger is a person who remains signed up on swinger websites because they're "humorous." If you'd been married to an alcoholic and found yourself dating someone whose couch cushions were stuffed with empty bottles, you might conclude you're part of the problem and are attracted to men who are going to keep making you miserable in the same oh-so-familiar way. I think you should look to date someone for whom the idea of a swinger website makes him want to slather himself in sanitizing gel.
Emily Yoffe -
The happily married man with a large family is the test pilot for me.
Nevil Shute -
I think everybody should get married. Boys and girls. Girls and boys. Boys and boys! Girls and girls! Shouldn't we all be entitled to a family-Civil rights baby it's civil rights. It doesn't get any better here in Berkeley I'll tell you that.
Billie Joe Armstrong Green Day -
People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot.
Keanu Reeves
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I was afraid of marriage. I had the impression married life would take up all my time. I saw myself drowning in visits and parties. No freedom.
Naguib Mahfouz -
I hate all those flirty-birty games that women make up. Life's too short. If you ever find a man you love, don't waste time hanging your head and simpering. Go right up to him and say, 'I love you. How about getting married?
Betty Smith -
Some people say the reason I am not married is that I don't understand small business and the toughest small business in the world is a family. But when you are happy and feel every minute of your life, what is the reason to get married?
Mikhail Prokhorov -
As I've told Tyler, there's not a really easy place between being single and being married for us now. We're just so busy that the logistics of our career make dating impossible. I think I'll find a girl at some point that makes all of the extra work and effort that needs to be put into it worth it. But for right now, I just date my drums.
Josh Dun Twenty One Pilots