Humorous Quotes
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The most colossal display of wise, inspiring, and humorous metaphors ever exhibited in one place.
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When I'm writing a lyric, things can only get so serious before they start becoming humorous.
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The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact.
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'Dad's Army' show was a military thing but also very funny, so it's kind of the two things that I experienced by being a soldier, and I found it very humorous then and there, because of the juxtapositions and me and my emotional state.
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
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With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.
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Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.
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Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.
