Humorous Quotes
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
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Comedy is to force us to observe ourselves in ways that are humorous and yet, at the end of the day, that cause us enough discomfort with the status quo to make a change.
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People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
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The fact that Americans drag around the world by the busloads to glimpse the past probably has something to do with the youth of our country. We revere anything older than George Burns.
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A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.
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With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.
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Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.
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What is your Self? Self is nothing but joy. A joyous person is definitely a person who has got his Self expressing through his joy. Such a person is so joy-giving, so humorous, and never degrading anyone.
