Humorous Quotes
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The fact that Americans drag around the world by the busloads to glimpse the past probably has something to do with the youth of our country. We revere anything older than George Burns.
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I write poems for children to help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world and to look at their lives from the inside out. I write humorous poems to tickle the funny bone of their imaginations.
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People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
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Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.
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A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.
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With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.
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Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.
