Humorous Quotes

People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.

Erma Bombeck
- Funny
- Humor
- Humorous
Comedy is to force us to observe ourselves in ways that are humorous and yet, at the end of the day, that cause us enough discomfort with the status quo to make a change.

Michael Eric Dyson
- Comedy
- Enough
- Force

When I'm writing a lyric, things can only get so serious before they start becoming humorous.

John Prine
- Serious
- Humorous
- Lyric
'Dad's Army' show was a military thing but also very funny, so it's kind of the two things that I experienced by being a soldier, and I found it very humorous then and there, because of the juxtapositions and me and my emotional state.

Rhys Darby
- Kind
- Military
- Emotional
With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.

Erma Bombeck
- Fun
- Funny
- Humorous
The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact.

Stephen Sondheim
Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.

Erma Bombeck
- Mother
- Funny
- Humorous
What is your Self? Self is nothing but joy. A joyous person is definitely a person who has got his Self expressing through his joy. Such a person is so joy-giving, so humorous, and never degrading anyone.

Nirmala Srivastava
- Love
- Wisdom
- Humorous

Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.

Erma Bombeck
- Funny
- Humorous