Humorous Quotes

I think there are two prevailing views of the suburbs in the States: either they're this sort of tedious place, where everyone is the same, buys the same food and drives around in their little minivans, or the view is that the suburbs are extremely perverse in a humorous way.

Megan Abbott
- Food
- Humorous
Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.

Mike Harding
- Police
- Phones
- Invites

If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well.

Alan Thicke
- Life
- Rest
- Humorous
There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry.

Gary Player
- Masters
- Humorous
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

P. J. O'Rourke
- Good
- Animal
- German
If exposure of body is modernism, then animals are more modern than humans.

Zakir Naik
- Funny
- Islamic
- Humorous
The great thing about costume jewelry is that there's something for everyone - there are very humorous pieces and very extravagant and outrageous pieces.

Judith Miller
- Pieces
- Jewelry
- Humorous
The real Oxford is a close corporation of jolly, untidy, lazy, good-for-nothing humorous old men, who have been electing their own successors ever since the world began and who intend to go on with it. They'll squeeze under the Revolution or leap over it when the time comes, don't you worry.

C. S. Lewis
- Time
- World
- Good