Humorous Quotes
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I don't want to pick a team. I want to make people laugh and hopefully bring some - be humorous about the human experience, you know, whether they're people of any stripes of life.
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There's an incredible amount of pain involved in being a human, but this humorous stuff is essential in overcoming it.
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I have neither the scholar's melancholy, which is emulation; nor the musician's, which is fantastical; nor the courtier's, which is proud; not the soldier's which is ambitious; nor the lawyer's, which is politic; nor the lady's, which is nice; nor the lover's, which is all these: but it is a melancholy of mine own, compounded of many simples, extracted from many objects, and indeed the sundry contemplation of my travels, which, by often rumination, wraps me in a most humorous sadness.
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Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray.(when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac )
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I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.
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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
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The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place.
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I do not want the peace which passeth understanding, I want the understanding which bringeth peace.
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I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room
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The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
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An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten.
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You know, my main reaction to this money thing is that it's humorous, all the attention to it, because it's hardly the most insightful or valuable thing that's happened to me.
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There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.
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Mr. Starr, have you no shame? Facts and law are always subordinated to the will of the American people.
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Possibly the only thing we Notekillers place on a higher pedestal than music is laughs, so, of course, we also know that the idea of the title is a kind of humorous futility.
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3 pencils and quadrille pads.(when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer )
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Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
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I'm not going to parse the statement. You've got the statement I made earlier and the statement speaks for itself.
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I write poems for children to help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world and to look at their lives from the inside out. I write humorous poems to tickle the funny bone of their imaginations.
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The fact that Americans drag around the world by the busloads to glimpse the past probably has something to do with the youth of our country. We revere anything older than George Burns.
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A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.
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The most colossal display of wise, inspiring, and humorous metaphors ever exhibited in one place.
