Humorous Quotes
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Manage by responsibility.It is a powerful way to grow people.
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I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.
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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
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Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray.(when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac )
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I don't want to pick a team. I want to make people laugh and hopefully bring some - be humorous about the human experience, you know, whether they're people of any stripes of life.
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The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place.
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I do not want the peace which passeth understanding, I want the understanding which bringeth peace.
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The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't.
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If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so you have to work out a way of dealing with it. The best way is to be humorous about it - that defuses any tension.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
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You know, my main reaction to this money thing is that it's humorous, all the attention to it, because it's hardly the most insightful or valuable thing that's happened to me.
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I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room
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An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten.
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3 pencils and quadrille pads.(when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer )
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There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.
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Possibly the only thing we Notekillers place on a higher pedestal than music is laughs, so, of course, we also know that the idea of the title is a kind of humorous futility.
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Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
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Mr. Starr, have you no shame? Facts and law are always subordinated to the will of the American people.
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
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The fact that Americans drag around the world by the busloads to glimpse the past probably has something to do with the youth of our country. We revere anything older than George Burns.
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I'm not going to parse the statement. You've got the statement I made earlier and the statement speaks for itself.
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A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.
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The most colossal display of wise, inspiring, and humorous metaphors ever exhibited in one place.
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People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
