Humorous Quotes
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Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse.
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If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so you have to work out a way of dealing with it. The best way is to be humorous about it - that defuses any tension.
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I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.
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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
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Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray.(when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac )
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I have neither the scholar's melancholy, which is emulation; nor the musician's, which is fantastical; nor the courtier's, which is proud; not the soldier's which is ambitious; nor the lawyer's, which is politic; nor the lady's, which is nice; nor the lover's, which is all these: but it is a melancholy of mine own, compounded of many simples, extracted from many objects, and indeed the sundry contemplation of my travels, which, by often rumination, wraps me in a most humorous sadness.
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The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't.
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3 pencils and quadrille pads.(when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer )
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I do not want the peace which passeth understanding, I want the understanding which bringeth peace.
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The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place.
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Mr. Starr, have you no shame? Facts and law are always subordinated to the will of the American people.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
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I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room
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An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten.
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Possibly the only thing we Notekillers place on a higher pedestal than music is laughs, so, of course, we also know that the idea of the title is a kind of humorous futility.
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Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
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You know, my main reaction to this money thing is that it's humorous, all the attention to it, because it's hardly the most insightful or valuable thing that's happened to me.
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There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.
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I'm not going to parse the statement. You've got the statement I made earlier and the statement speaks for itself.
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When I'm writing a lyric, things can only get so serious before they start becoming humorous.
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I write poems for children to help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world and to look at their lives from the inside out. I write humorous poems to tickle the funny bone of their imaginations.
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A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.
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The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact.
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
