Laundry Quotes
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It's not even that finding laundry pleasurable or delightful should be our goal rather than finding television delightful. It's that both laundry and television can be delightful.
 Ian Bogost
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We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.
 E. B. White
					 
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It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.
 Adam Levine Maroon 5
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It's not fun being left, doing hard work, doing all the laundry alone.
 Ian Wright
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Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?
 Elayne Boosler
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I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.
 Dane Cook
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Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done.
 Charles James
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I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies.
 Wallace Shawn
					 
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Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry.
 Rachel Caine
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I knew Queen Elizabeth didn't do any laundry! I knew I wasn't going to be doing laundry. I was going to be singing.
 Cyndi Lauper Blue Angel
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Surely these women won't lose any more of their beauty and charm by putting a ballot in a ballot box once a year than they are likely to lose standing in foundries or laundries all year round. There is no harder contest than the contest for bread, let me tell you that.
 Rose Schneiderman
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I'm kind of ashamed to be a celebrity. I don't understand wanting to read about other people's dirty laundry. I think celebrity is the biggest red herring society has ever pulled on itself.
 Jude Law
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I find folding laundry very relaxing.
 Lindsey Vonn
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I founded Wang Laboratories . . . to show that Chinese could excel at things other than running laundries and restaurants.
 An Wang
					 
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When I was on the U.S. men's indoor team, I was on the road 200 days of the year and sometimes in the worst conditions. We didn't have the food or luxuries we wanted. We didn't have a laundry service. So every night after the match, I soaped up my uniform in the shower. I learned to rely on outside things as little as possible, whether it was music or massage. I just got out of the habit of relying on outside things.
 Karch Kiraly
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We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.
 Don Henley The Eagles
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But I live very simply. I farm - there is something visceral about being attached to the land. I am a recording engineer. I do my own laundry most days and I get on with the business of living.
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John Facenda could read a laundry list and make it sound like the Constitution of the United States.
 Ed Sabol
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The trouble with Jim was he looked at the world and could not look away. And when you never look away all your life, by the time you are thirteen you have done twenty years taking in the laundry of the world.
 Ray Bradbury
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I will say this, though, in regards to laundry. I'll say, "Do you need to wear a new pair of jeans every day?" We've worked on this for the past year and he Ashton Kutcher now doesn't need to wear a clean pair of jeans every day. My laundry has gotten cut down immensely.
 Mila Kunis
					 
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After enlightenment, the laundry.
 Gautama Buddha
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I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.
 Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
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I cook and do my own laundry.
 Ronan Keating Boyzone
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Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.
 Karl Lehenbauer