Cat Quotes

• … the beast made the noise of a cat being shampooed, a lonely wail of horror and outrage, of shame and defeat.

  

  Neil Gaiman
  • Lonely
  • Cat

• “Life is too short to spend an hour and a half on a mystery that will ultimately be solved by a cat.”

  

  Colin Bateman
  • Cat
  • Mystery
  • Solved

• There's no fun in a bag if it's not kicked around so that it looks as if the cat's been sitting on it - and it usually has. The cat may even be in it! I always put on stickers and beads and worry beads. You can get them from Greece, Israel, Palestine - from anywhere in the world.

  

  Jane Birkin
  • World
  • May
  • Fun

• When I eat, I have to chop up everything on the plate and stir it all together. It devastates my mom. Everyone at the table is like, 'That looks like cat vomit.' And I stir my Coke with a spoon until it's flat.

  

  Margot Robbie
  • Up
  • Together
  • Mom

• I'm obsessed with my cat. We have a really strong, really weird codependent, almost Bella/Edward relationship. I'm going to be a crazy cat lady one day, I'm sure.

  

  Kristen Stewart
  • Strong
  • Relationship
  • Crazy

• The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat.

  

  Aaron Allston
  • Why
  • Science
  • Lies

• A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

  

  Mark Twain
  • Cat

• I'm not thin, but I'm strong - plus my balance is such that I can navigate a flight of stairs with a basket of laundry and a stack of Pottery Barn catalogs, vaulting over cat-and-dog hurdles, never once spilling my coffee.

  

  Jen Lancaster
  • Strong
  • Balance
  • Dog

• Cat, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

  

  Ambrose Bierce
  • Nature
  • Cat

• I want a bad boy in public, and a pussy cat at home!

  

  Christina Aguilera
  • Home
  • Bad
  • Want

• No tame animal has lost less of its native dignity or maintained more of its ancient reserve. The domestic cat might rebel tomorrow.

  

  William E. Conway, Jr.
  • Animal
  • Rebel
  • Dignity

• Before a cat will condescend to treat you as a trusted friend, some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream.

  

  T. S. Eliot
  • Friend
  • Cat

• Nothin' wrong with havin' a cat in the house. They can see what most people can't, like the folks in the Otherworld when they cross back over - the good ones and the bad. And they get rid a mice.

  

  Kami Garcia
  • People
  • Good
  • Bad

• My first cat was named Cowboy, after the Dallas Cowboys.

  

  Jenna Bush
  • Cat
  • Cowboy

• He had so accustomed himself to wield the constitutional cat-of-nine-tails, that heaven will hardly be happy to him unless he be allowed to flog the cherubim.

  

  Anthony Trollope
  • Happy
  • Heaven
  • Cat

• I'm coming back as a cat or a tree or a molecule in my next life.

  

  Frances Bean Cobain
  • Life
  • Tree
  • Cat

• Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark-hopeless.

  

  Byron Katie
  • Trying
  • Reality
  • Cat

• I prefer cats to people, for the most part. Most people aren't cute at all, and if they are cute they very rapidly outgrow it.

  

  William S. Burroughs
  • People
  • Cat
  • Cute

• The raccoons, foxes, beavers, chinchillas, minks, rabbits, and yes, sometimes even dogs and cats that are killed for fur are not very different from your beloved dog or cat. They all have eyes, ears and hearts. They all experience pain when they are physically maimed. They shake with fear when they experience terror.

  

  Jane Velez-Mitchell
  • Different
  • Experience
  • Fear

• You," she managed to say hoarsely," are a very bad kitty cat.

  

  Nalini Singh
  • She
  • Bad
  • Cat

• GPS works great. I recommend it for all cat owners who want to know what their cats do when they're not there, if you can stand the ridicule from your friends.

  

  Caroline Paul
  • Great
  • Friends
  • Cat

• If there's a black cat that crosses the street in my path, I will turn around and walk 20 minutes out of my way to not cross it.

  

  Lauren Groff
  • Black
  • Path
  • Cat

• A lot of times I play a fat woman with cats who has no boyfriends. And in real life, I'm allergic to cats and I've had a boyfriend since college.

  

  Sarah Baker
  • Women
  • Boyfriend
  • Allergic

• All the trouble you will cause by not leaving a will. All the heartache! Family feuds are going to happen anyway, so be as clear as you can. And even if it's only to leave it to the cat's home, make a will.

  

  Joanna Lumley
  • Family
  • Home
  • Leaving

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