Cat Quotes
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We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.
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If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very sexy I think too in the way they move.
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A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.
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What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.
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[My kitten's] gambols are not to be described, and would be incredible, if they could.
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I was always determined that one way or another I would force a book on the world, even if I had to resort to writing one about a tabby cat who solves mysteries.
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A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
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I believe that the biggest mistake that most people make when it comes to their retirement is they do not plan for it. They take the same route as Alice in the story from "Alice in Wonderland," in which the cat tells Alice that surely she will get somewhere as long as she walks long enough. It may not be exactly where you wanted to get to, but you certainly get somewhere.
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Having your book edited is like watching your cat being operated on. It's uncomfortable and someone is probably going to get hurt. Most likely the cat. But in the end, things work out for the best and your cat is better it. And then your cat gets released in hardcover, and you have to read all of his reviews.
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Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark-hopeless.
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I want a bad boy in public, and a pussy cat at home!
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There is this cat and mouse game that plays out over time where our team comes up with new and interesting ideas to identify content that we shouldn't recommend, and over time people are constantly probing that, trying to figure out how can they get around that and get a better reputation on Yelp.
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Oh, I sat by Grumpy Cat once. You know that cat everyone is obsessed with? That's pretty random. She's not allowed to be touched. Are you kidding? You can't put a cat next to me and expect me not to touch it.
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You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
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'Curiosity never killed this cat’ — that’s what I’d like as my epitaph.
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I love animals and their behavior. I watch cat videos all the time.
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I'm not thin, but I'm strong - plus my balance is such that I can navigate a flight of stairs with a basket of laundry and a stack of Pottery Barn catalogs, vaulting over cat-and-dog hurdles, never once spilling my coffee.
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All the trouble you will cause by not leaving a will. All the heartache! Family feuds are going to happen anyway, so be as clear as you can. And even if it's only to leave it to the cat's home, make a will.
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I was very unfamiliar with YouTube; I thought it was the place for dog and cat videos.
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The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat.
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I do have 14 tattoos, but I also do come home every single night and watch reality TV with my cat.
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The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey.
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Dogs are more loyal. Cats are fickle.
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I want to be a person that isn't surrounded by their mail and their cat.
