Funny Quotes
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Cannes is a circus, so you have to have fun with it. Everything suddenly becomes funny. And the promotion of a movie - that's where you really need to be a good actor. You need to make journalists believe that what you're saying is just for them and you've never said it before, even when you're talking about the same film over and over again.
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A dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it.
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I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
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If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.
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It's a funny thing about weaknesses....Most people will tell you they know their weaknesses. When asked, they'll tell you, 'Well for one thing, I'm overgenerous.' ... that's what innkeepers are for.
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Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines who you are
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On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
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I do like writing. When I was a little kid, I used to love writing funny, silly stories - and my mom would always encourage it. I don't know why I ever stopped!
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For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.
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The moment you think you're not funny, the next funny thing you think of is just around the corner. So you have to appreciate the natural breathing patterns, the ups and downs. There are moments you're going to be hilarious and moments where you're going to be not so hilarious. That's just the way it works.
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Well what's funny is, again, people say they believed what was going on, but again, Bob's hands are about three times bigger than his feet. So these are very caricatured.
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Every time I work on a scene or I work on the overall movie, I had my kids unconsciously in mind. Is that going to please them? Is it going to be funny for them? And if it is funny for them, is it going to be funny for their friends and their friends' friends?
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I find it funny when women share makeup-free selfies on Twitter or Instagram, and it's such a huge deal.
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Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?
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There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me.
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I really love 'Soapdish.' I wish 'Soapdish' had more of a moment because I felt that that is a really strong, funny movie. Kevin Kline is hilarious in that movie.
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Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.
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There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.
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Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
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Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.
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But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
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It is funny to me that because I can run, because I'm athletic, people tend to see that as my only asset.
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Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.
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I just want to be known as funny.
