Laughs Quotes
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When the worst student hears about the Way, he laughs out loud. If he did not laugh, it would be unworthy of being the Way.
Lao Tzu
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Goldie Hawn is one of the sharpest ladies I've ever worked with. She doesn't miss a thing. She's my greatest audience. She laughs at all my stories and in the right places, too.
Burt Reynolds
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He who shoots first laughs last.
Alexander Lebed
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What does it matter whether I am shown to be right! I am right too much!--And he who laughs best today will also laugh last.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Everything I like to do, she likes to do. Everything she laughs at, I laugh at. It is weird how compatible we are, we are exactly the same.
Mark Wright
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I completely understand why a businessman would fire me from 'Saturday Night Live'. Because he was seeing Jay Leno kill 10 minutes a night, doing his monologue with wall-to-wall laughs and applause, then I do 10 minutes a week to, sometimes, breathtaking silence. He's just listening for the laughs.
Norm MacDonald
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Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.
Barry Cryer
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I love comedy. Playing the underdog, and getting the laughs is my form of entertainment. I could think of nothing different that I would want to be doing at this time in my life.
Eugene Levy
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Fate laughs at probabilities.
Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
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It's a DVD, and some of it might be shown on TV, so I'll be keeping it clean. There'll be no swearing, bad language or dirty talk. No, no, none of that. Because as my mother always says, "if you have to swear to get laughs, then you're obviously a cunt."
Ed Byrne
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They were actually really nice to me in Fast 8. We had BBQs every day on set. We had a lot of laughs and a lot of good times.
Scott Eastwood
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When a man bleeds inwardly, it is a dangerous thing for himself; but when he laughs inwardly, it bodes no good to other people.
Charles Dickens
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You can only get so many belly laughs out of nihilism and the price of black eyeliner.
Alan Russell
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This deranged jungle of ironies coinhabits my skull like feathers and fireworks. My heart fills with stones. I am the mad aunt who laughs her head off at the funeral. There rises in me the most inappropriate hysteria in this most somber of places.
Ellen Meloy
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Right-wing propagandists like Limbaugh and Coulter are essentially entertainers, entertainers who stimulate prejudice, selfishness and meanness the way a comedian works for laughs or a tragedian plays for tears. Theirs is a new art form, exclusive to America and bewilderingly successful. In place of traditional conservative ideology, they offer their audience partisan belligerence and a complete package of mail-order hatreds, designed for the conceptually and ethically impaired.
Hal Crowther
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Here, waltzes are called works! And Strauss and Lanner, who play them for dancing, are called Kapellmeistern. This does not mean that everyone thinks like that; indeed, nearly everyone laughs about it; but only waltzes get printed.
Frederic Chopin
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He is not always at ease who laughs.
Dante Alighieri
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The composer makes plans, music laughs.
Morton Feldman
