Cigarette Quotes

• I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".

  

  Jack Roy
  • She
  • Wife
  • Sex

• For some people, cigarette smoke absolutely disgusts them.

  

  Andrew Brown
  • People
  • Cigarette
  • Disgusts

• Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.

  

  Loni Anderson
  • Smoking
  • Hazards
  • Fetish

• I sit at my door, smoking a cigarette and sipping my absinthe, and I enjoy every day without a care in the world

  

  Paul Gauguin
  • World
  • Care
  • Enjoy

• The bars would have to provide places for people to dispose of cigarette butts outside. People would be smoking near the entrances, which may not look good to non-smokers.

  

  Andrew Brown
  • People
  • Good
  • May

• I'd rather hang out with the losers that would sit and smoke a cigarette than the ones who wanted to throw a baseball.

  

  Kurt Cobain Nirvana
  • Baseball
  • Cigarette
  • Losers

• Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.

  

  Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
  • Female
  • Cigarette
  • Smokers

• Your lungs are changed forever from your first cigarette.

  

  Loni Anderson
  • Forever
  • Firsts
  • Changed

• Stories and cigarettes ruined lives of lesser girls.

  

  Pete Yorn
  • Girl
  • Stories
  • Ruined

• When I'm performing for the people, I am me, then. I am that little girl who, when she was five years old, used to sing at church. Or I'm that 15-year-old young lady who wanted to be grown and wanted to sing and couldn't wait to be smokin' a cigarette, you know?

  

  Etta James
  • Church
  • Sing
  • Performing

• Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.

  

  Salvador Dali
  • Friends
  • Health
  • Mustache

• I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other.

  

  Ava Gardner
  • Cigarette
  • Growing Old
  • Scotch

• Winston tastes good like a cigarette should

  

  R. J. Reynolds
  • Good
  • Should
  • Taste

• With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.

  

  Jack Roy
  • She
  • Respect
  • Hand

• If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them.

  

  Loni Anderson
  • Today
  • Government
  • Ifs

• My memory of my mom is a wine glass in one hand and a cigarette in the other. She was a runway fashion model, and she was quite a glamorous woman.

  

  Loni Anderson
  • She
  • Hand
  • Fashion

• If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie.

  

  Marshall Bruce Mathers III Bad Meets Evil'
  • Bigs
  • Smoking
  • Joints

• I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.

  

  Ava Gardner
  • Whiskey
  • I Wish
  • Cigarette

• At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Sex
  • Cigarette
  • I Like

• At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped - and I haven't had a cigarette since.

  

  Ethel Merman
  • Give Up
  • Cigarette

• Waves of hands, hesitations at street corners, someone dropping a cigarette into the gutter-all are stories. But which is the true story? That I do not know. Hence I keep my phrases hung like clothes in a cupboard, waiting for some one to wear them. Thus waiting, thus speculating, making this note and then an· other I do not cling to life. I shall be brushed like a bee from a sunflower. My philosophy, always accumulating, welling up moment by moment, runs like quicksilver a dozen ways at once.

  

  Virginia Woolf
  • Moments
  • Waiting
  • Philosophy

• There were days when Keanu was looking a little green from the amount of cigarettes we were having him smoke.

  

  Francis Lawrence
  • Smoking
  • Amount
  • Smoke

• I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.

  

  Norm MacDonald
  • Sex
  • Girls
  • Date

• Most human beings have enough sense to know that if they work in a city that has a serious smog problem, it's wise to either stay indoors or at least wear a mask that will filter out the poison. But cigarette smokers have their own little concentrated toxic smog pack that they don't avoid.

  

  Ray Comfort
  • Enough
  • Human
  • Concentrated

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