Laughing Quotes

• If you haven't got a sense of humor you're making your life a hundred times harder. It doesn't matter what happens to you, if you can have a laugh about it, and don't take yourself so serious, you have the battles halfway won.

  

  Jack Bruce Cream
  • Serious
  • Battle
  • Harder

• And then everyone in the room started laughing. My dad and my uncles and aunts - if there's one thing they knew how to do, it was laugh. My dad called that sort of behaviour whistling in the dark. Well, I guess that when you found yourself in the dark, you might as well whistle. It wasn't always going to be morning , and darkness would come around again. The sun would rise, and then the sun would set. And there you were in the darkness again. If you didn't whistle, the quiet and the dark would swallow you up.

  

  Benjamin Alire Saenz
  • Darkness
  • Behaviour
  • Swallow

• You gotta chill and relax, and release, meditate, and breathe and walk, and ski and surf, and bask and sunbathe and relax and sing and love and laugh and nurture yourself, and eat good stuff. And find better and better feeling thoughts and practice them until they become the norm. And then everything that life has caused you to become must manifest into your experience.

  

  Esther Hicks
  • Feelings
  • Breathe
  • Relax

• Taboo was kind of celebrating trash, the kind of records you secretly loved, like Yes Sir, I Can Boogie, by Baccara - things that you probably shouldn't like.

  

  Boy George Culture Club
  • Kind
  • Records
  • Celebrate

• The one [The Beverly Hillbillies] flaw in this is that you can't hear the people laughing.

  

  Buddy Ebsen
  • People
  • Laughing
  • Flaws

• We had a teacher, named Mr. Brown, and he was writing something on the board once - he was writing something on the board, and he farted. And you would have thought kids had seen the face of God. Kids weren't even laughing; they were just sitting there screaming, just screaming. Kids had to get carted out; kids were screaming. Kids had to get carted out, and they were going to the nurses' office. Kids are crying in the hallway. 'Oh, this is our 9/11.' And it was. It was their 9/11 'cause they never thought anything like that could ever happen.

  

  Donald Glover
  • God
  • Writing
  • Kids

• A Loud Laugh Bespeaks a Vacant Mind!

  

  William Shakespeare
  • Mind
  • Loud
  • Vacant

• I have so many photos of me where I'm laughing like a crazy person. I don't know what it is, but I just go with it.

  

  Zach Woodlee
  • Know
  • Crazy
  • Person

• I do a few jokes about the economy but from an everyday person perspective. People like to laugh, and they especially like to laugh during difficult circumstances.

  

  Brian Regan
  • People
  • Perspective
  • Difficult

• I used to analyze myself down to the last thread, used to compare myself with others, recalled all the smallest glances, smiles and words of those to whom I’d tried to be frank, interpreted everything in a bad light, laughed viciously at my attempts ‘to be like the rest’ –and suddenly, in the midst of my laughing, I’d give way to sadness, fall into ludicrous despondency and once again start the whole process all over again – in short, I went round and round like a squirrel on a wheel.

  

  Fyodor Dostoevsky
  • Way
  • Rest
  • Interpreted

• I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.

  

  Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
  • Hands
  • Various
  • Fifteen

• I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.

  

  Bernard Manning
  • Time
  • Mind
  • Driving

• Yeah, I know those drugs got you held captive I can see it in your eyes, they got your mind captured Some say it's fun to get the high but I am not laughing

  

  Nathan John Feuerstein
  • Eyes
  • Drugs
  • Captured

• I have a ball - and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That's my core business, and that's where I'll always return.

  

  Bette Midler
  • People
  • Up
  • Heart

• When you find yourself beginning to feel a bond between yourself and the people you photograph, when you laugh and cry with their laughter and tears, you will know you are on the right track.

  

  Weegee
  • People
  • Beginning
  • Tears

• You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.

  

  Cyndi Lauper Blue Angel
  • Laughing

• She is laughing up her sleeve at you.

  

  Moliere
  • Laughing
  • Sleeve

• When you're happy you don't always have to be laughing, and when you're sad you don't have to be crying; sometimes it's the opposite. You laugh when you're the most upset.

  

  Freddie Highmore
  • Sometimes
  • Laughing
  • Opposites

• Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.

  

  Adrian Anthony Gill
  • Thinking
  • Funny
  • Television

• When I did the video for "Piledriver Waltz," I was thinking about rodeo clowns, and how they're risking their lives just to keep an entire arena laughing. They're in danger!

  

  Caitlin Rose
  • Thinking
  • Laughing
  • Rodeo

• So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.

  

  Rita Mae Brown
  • Life
  • Control
  • Lucky

• The horn, the horn, the lusty horn Is not a thing to laugh to scorn.

  

  William Shakespeare
  • Laughter
  • Scorn
  • Horns

• I saw satan laughing with delight The day the music died.

  

  Don McLean
  • Music
  • Satan
  • Delight

• “Do you deny it?” Grimani persisted. “That you went to Marchese Rinaldo's room to ask him about your notebook?” “Deny it? Only the greatest selfrestraint prevents me from laughing it out of countenance.”

  

  Kate Ross
  • Self
  • Restraint
  • Countenance

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