Chelsea Handler Quotes

In a relationship, the sum of your parts should equal more than just you by yourself. He needs to bring something new and different to the table to up the ante.

Chelsea Handler

• Up
• Different
• Relationship

Don't think about anything for too long. Even if it's off-the-wall, go for it. You'll have a lot more fun in life.

Chelsea Handler

• Life
• Long
• Fun

I never considered myself a supermodel or anything like that. I mean, I don't think I'm ugly. I have good days and bad days, and I like when I'm fit and lean and all of those things that any woman likes, but it's not the eye of the hurricane for me.

Chelsea Handler

• Good
• Bad
• Ugly

Men are always like, 'You're so intimidating.' I don't find myself to be. But whatever - I'm not going to try to be less intimidating. It's just a matter of finding a guy who's able to deal with it.

Chelsea Handler

• Men
• Guy

I like to celebrate my life. I have a life that I'm really lucky to have, and so I want to make sure every minute counts and that I go on great vacations and I share my memories with people that I love and that will make me laugh and lalalalalala.

Chelsea Handler

• People
• Life
• Great

Jews are underdogs - not in my world, obviously, they're not.

Chelsea Handler

• World

People are following me because they want to see pictures of me. So why is Instagram editing them?

Chelsea Handler

• People
• Why

That's my biggest struggle, is maintaining a personal romantic relationship. It takes a lot of effort.

Chelsea Handler

• Relationship
• Effort
• Struggle

I'm really into the human interest thing. I really like regular people.

Chelsea Handler

• People

I do think about marriage, but it's not the end-all goal.

Chelsea Handler

• Marriage

I don't have a lot of shame. That doesn't mean I can't feel bad about the way someone reacts to me or about something I read about myself online. But I don't have a lot of guilt, no. I've always been this way. I'm missing a chip.

Chelsea Handler

• Bad
• Missing

Everywhere I go, people ask me about Jennifer Aniston's wedding. Everywhere I go. I always say to her, I'm like, 'Being friends with you is a burden. You think it's hard to be friends with me?'

Chelsea Handler

• People
• Friends
• Wedding

Network TV is so limiting. There are so many parameters.

Chelsea Handler

You can't have friendships that aren't based on realness.

Chelsea Handler

• Friendships

If you talk about Lindsay Lohan for four or five days a week, you really can't bear to talk about her on the weekends.

Chelsea Handler

There are some really interesting celebrities and people who are fun to interview, but when you have to do it every day because you have to fill a slot, the allure wears off.

Chelsea Handler

• People
• Fun
• Interesting

I thought I'd become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.

Chelsea Handler

There's times where you think, 'Gosh, what if nobody ever wants to hear what I have to say?'

Chelsea Handler

I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.

Chelsea Handler

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

Chelsea Handler

• Stupid

There's only so much you can say about celebrity, obviously.

Chelsea Handler

• Celebrity

Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com.

Chelsea Handler

• Sister

I'm not trying to be a role model to kids, because I don't have any children, but I do think everyone should have a free spirit.

Chelsea Handler

• Children
• Trying
• Kids

There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves are good. I try and embrace all those things. I try and embrace the times where I'm not sure of myself or I'm like, 'Is this going to work? Is this going to land?'

Chelsea Handler

• Good
• Work