Chelsea Handler Quotes
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I thought I'd become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.
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Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.
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Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com.
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There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves are good. I try and embrace all those things. I try and embrace the times where I'm not sure of myself or I'm like, 'Is this going to work? Is this going to land?'
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I want to educate people and deliver news that isn't just surrounded by Charlie Sheen. I'd like to be able to do the serious stuff in conjunction with the comedy.
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I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.
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There's only so much you can say about celebrity, obviously.
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If you talk about Lindsay Lohan for four or five days a week, you really can't bear to talk about her on the weekends.
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Everything isn't permanent, so don't pretend that it is. Everything's supposed to move and shift.
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I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.
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I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal.
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I think if you're gonna do something as silly and lighthearted as entertainment, then why not be interesting when you're doing it?
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You look at, like, a 'People' magazine, which used to be a really good, you know, nice magazine you could go to for real stories. It wasn't like a 'Star' or an 'US Weekly' and they have somebody with plastic surgery on the cover, Heidi Montag. And it's obviously what consumers want, because why else would they be doing it?
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I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied - so much so that there were days when I was like, 'I can't go to school today.' I was too scared.
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My position as the best-selling author at E! is secure - unless Salman Rushdie develops a show with them.
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I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.
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I'm a devilish kind of person, but I embrace it. I don't try to fight it. It's proven very well for me.
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People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.
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As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football.
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The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that.
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I love Sandra Bullock. I think everybody loves her.
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Once I turned 40, my whole life changed in the most mature - not boring way but much cooler way. I feel much more like an adult.
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The whole point of remaining on cable is to remain true to who I am. That's a bad, bad girl that got a big job.
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When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything.