Chelsea Handler Quotes

I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.

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• Good
• Great
• Job

I encourage interoffice romance.

Chelsea Handler

Everything isn't permanent, so don't pretend that it is. Everything's supposed to move and shift.

Chelsea Handler

Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com.

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• Sister

I think if you're gonna do something as silly and lighthearted as entertainment, then why not be interesting when you're doing it?

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• Why
• Interesting
• Silly

I'm a devilish kind of person, but I embrace it. I don't try to fight it. It's proven very well for me.

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I don't have a lot of shame. That doesn't mean I can't feel bad about the way someone reacts to me or about something I read about myself online. But I don't have a lot of guilt, no. I've always been this way. I'm missing a chip.

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• Bad
• Missing

I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.

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People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

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• People
• World
• Men

When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything.

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Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.

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• Fun

I'm not trying to be a role model to kids, because I don't have any children, but I do think everyone should have a free spirit.

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• Children
• Trying
• Kids

The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that.

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• Job

Once I turned 40, my whole life changed in the most mature - not boring way but much cooler way. I feel much more like an adult.

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• Life

You look at, like, a 'People' magazine, which used to be a really good, you know, nice magazine you could go to for real stories. It wasn't like a 'Star' or an 'US Weekly' and they have somebody with plastic surgery on the cover, Heidi Montag. And it's obviously what consumers want, because why else would they be doing it?

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• People
• Good
• Real

I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.

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• Funny

I don't like speaking publicly when I don't have to be funny.

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• Funny

I do think about marriage, but it's not the end-all goal.

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• Marriage

I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal.

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• Friends

I love Sandra Bullock. I think everybody loves her.

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That's my biggest struggle, is maintaining a personal romantic relationship. It takes a lot of effort.

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• Relationship
• Effort
• Struggle

We're seeking out such grossness in human behavior and want such mindless entertainment. 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' and some of these other shows are more racist. Or '16 and Pregnant.' Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious?

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• Real
• Serious
• Teenager

Jennifer Aniston is one of the most down-to-earth, low-key people I know.

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• People
• Earth

I like the minute when I can get off the stage and go home, and I know I've done a good job.

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• Good
• Done
• Home