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I might imply in my act that Clay (Aiken) is a big, fat homo!
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Because he loves pussy. Except it smells like fish!
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She wouldn't shake my hand! I said 'C'mon, be a gentleman'.
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(About controversy) What you guys get, that celebrities don't get, is that I live for this shit!
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Donna (Karan), you have huge jugs, you could totally be a manager at Hooters!
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I am in love with Larry David.
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Oprah decides to go with her 'friend', Gayle.