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If they wanna meet me, they have to shake my hand. And I'm going down the line saying 'Yeah, thats right...look at me......I'm an American woman... you can shake my hand, motherfucker... that's right... that's how we roll... hi... (points to herself)... look... whore face.....'
Kathy Griffin -
She wouldn't shake my hand! I said 'C'mon, be a gentleman'.
Kathy Griffin
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(About controversy) What you guys get, that celebrities don't get, is that I live for this shit!
Kathy Griffin -
Because he loves pussy. Except it smells like fish!
Kathy Griffin -
Oprah decides to go with her 'friend', Gayle.
Kathy Griffin -
I might imply in my act that Clay (Aiken) is a big, fat homo!
Kathy Griffin -
I am in love with Larry David.
Kathy Griffin