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I might imply in my act that Clay (Aiken) is a big, fat homo!
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She wouldn't shake my hand! I said 'C'mon, be a gentleman'.
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If they wanna meet me, they have to shake my hand. And I'm going down the line saying 'Yeah, thats right...look at me......I'm an American woman... you can shake my hand, motherfucker... that's right... that's how we roll... hi... (points to herself)... look... whore face.....'
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I am in love with Larry David.
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Because he loves pussy. Except it smells like fish!
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(About controversy) What you guys get, that celebrities don't get, is that I live for this shit!
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Oprah decides to go with her 'friend', Gayle.