Chip Esten Quotes
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If you want to put golf back on the front pages again, and you don't have a Bobby Jones or a Francis Ouimet handy, here's what you do: You send an aging Jack Nicklaus out in the last round of the Masters and let him kill more foreigners than a general named Eisenhower.
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I'll always be back to the stage. I have no doubt that the stage will always call me back. There will always be a character that no one else can play, and I'll be back to play it.
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Let me go to hell, that's all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and hear me, that might take some of the shine off their bliss.
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Give a boy address and accomplishments and you give him the mastery of palaces and fortunes where he goes.
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Now all my teachers are dead except silence.
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If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works.
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I'm a world expert on superhero comics. I think maybe only Michael Chabon knows more than me.
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I hardly ever write when I'm just feeling great.
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I never really did any disco dancing.
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A man cannot become an atheist merely by wishing it.
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The biggest part of my job now is to quickly develop successors, and around the world I am working to develop new business leaders in the company.
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The surface is all you get of me.
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The Tao teaches us not to intervene and interfere. The things we love we have to learn to leave alone. And the people we love we have to learn to let them be.
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I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's really, really hard to do something different when you have a show going on as long as this has.
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I was a very rotund child with short hair, and for some reason, I always had black ballet shoes. I was like the Wednesday Addams of ballet.
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I'm not a materialistic person.
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Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
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I mean, what is racism? Racism is a projection of our own fears onto another person. What is sexism? It's our own vulnerability about our potency and masculinity projected as our need to subjugate another person, you know? Fascism, the same thing: People are trying to untidy our state, so I legislate as a way of controlling my environment.
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I have been absolutely hag-ridden with ambition. If I could wish to have anything in the world it would be to be free of ambition.
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He punched me. If that's his best punch, he'll be in trouble some day.
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Statistically, if you have ever dieted you are extremely likely not only to regain any weight you lose, but to go on to gain even more. Dieting makes you fat.
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You're not going to live your life unscathed.
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I enjoyed playing the dual role of an actor and producer.
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When your dad is a country music fan and you take long car trips, you become one too.
