S. J. Perelman Quotes
The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.

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I think it's important to keep your own identity when you've got a baby.
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Accordingly, globalization is not only something that will concern and threaten us in the future, but something that is taking place in the present and to which we must first open our eyes.
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Many people focus on my power and talk about my power, but I have many more qualities in the ring. I like to surprise everyone.
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I'm kind of a private person.
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I'm a big baseball fan, and I feel proprietary about the Dodgers. I'm not the owner. I'm not the manager. But I feel passionate about the decisions that they make, and I take it personally when they make decisions I don't like.
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Skip the religion and politics, head straight to the compassion. Everything else is a distraction.
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The thing about motor neuron disease, once a muscle stops working, it doesn't start again.
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Keep your energy levels high by adding bananas and egg whites to your diet.
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When we shoot 'Scrubs' I spend every waking hour of my life in an abandoned and haunted hospital. All I can date there are ghosts and they tend to be horrible snugglers.
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I'm interested in morality and mortality, and 'Deadpool' kind of has all of these themes.
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I've turned into one of those people who go jogging in parks that I used to hate.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Cynicism is humor in ill health.
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The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there's a reason for that - the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent - No Child Left Behind.
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There are so many different sub-societies inside of Syria.
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Capital isn't scarce; vision is.
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Men and women should stay apart, till their hearts grow gentle towards one another again.
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Guys like me don't necessarily progress very far, which is fine.
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I used to experiment all the time with my hair color.
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Some of us will do our jobs well and some will not, but we will be judged by only one thing-the result.
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I'm not trying to be macho, I promise you.
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I was the ugly duckling until I reached puberty.
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Small disconnected facts, if you take note of them, have a way of becoming connected.
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The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.