Bill Engvall Quotes
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The war we have to wage today has only one goal and that is to make the world safe for diversity.
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Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not.
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They were saying computers deal with numbers. This was absolutely nonsense. Computers deal with arbitrary information of any kind.
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I couldn't live on the singing at first, so I worked as a cleaner, in a launderette, in a garage, face painting and doing the windows of shops at Christmas, 'cause I had been to art college.
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I have always been interested in politics. I was in the student union before, very active.
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My songs are very personal, which means they are fantastically therapeutic to write, but performing them night after night is emotionally draining.
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I always tell people I want to see the world through His eyes, and I want people to see Him in me.
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People often ask me whether I believe in God. I haven't seen God. But I think that one's beliefs are one's God - and, in those terms, yes, God is there.
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It is only a step from boredom to disillusionment, which leads naturally to self-pity, which in turn ends in chaos.
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I love working with women.
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Cancer didn't change me at all. I know lots of people talk about the life revelation. I didn't have that.
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If co-operation is a duty, I hold that non-co-operation also under certain conditions is equally a duty.
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I don't have time to be depressed.
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Best Buy is just too Western! They do not stock enough Chinese brands, and Chinese people do not want to buy foreign brands.
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I just always want to play people. I don't want it to be necessarily that you relate to the character as female or male, but that you relate to them as a person. That's the driving force.
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The first term of the Clinton administration was very jolly. Everybody was running around meeting people and of course, in the second term, everyone went down the black hole, which also happened at the end of the Reagan administration.
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Honestly, I just love great performers and people who love what they do.
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I want poverty to end in tomorrow's Pakistan. I want every girl in Pakistan to go to school.
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Contraception is a couple's issue.
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I'm not really a big reader.
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If you're going to play the game properly, you'd better know every rule.
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I like to describe 'Yellowstone' is 'The Great Gatsby' on the largest ranch in Montana. Then it's really a study of the changing of the West.
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That's what's so great, I get to play any character in the world. And I think that's one of the things that makes doing 'Comedy Bang Bang' or other improv podcasts so fun, as well as my own, is that you can really explore a character deeply for a long period of time that is nothing like yourself.
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Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
