Bill Hicks Quotes
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.

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It was a great opportunity that I had to take - my very own theater. That comes along once in a lifetime. It doesn't even seem like 15 years ago - time sure flies by. I've really had a lot of fun with it.
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People assume when my hair is long that I am a lot cooler than I actually am. I am not opposed to this misconception, by the way, but it is a misconception.
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You want private education for your students? No problem whatsoever; pay for it.
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I have a company called Earl Campbell Foods. I got into the meat business in 1991.
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Circle are praised, not that abound, In largeness, but the exactly round.
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Every season I try to top myself, and push it a little further.
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The war against terrorism is a war against those who engage in torture.
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My neighbor doesn't want to be loved as much as he wants to be envied.
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Did I shop Kmart for clothing? No, I didn't. But I loved that I could be totally involved in the hangtags, the buttons, the commercials and with the designers. Something in my head said 'Yes.' I was adventurous.
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I think, by nature you know, I'm very attracted and I gravitate toward the very strong girl who can watch a ballgame, but who's also extremely feminine.
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But if people are buying the products, naturally they're gonna use them.
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In times of crisis, the incumbent suffers. And the bigger the crisis, the greater the punishment inflicted on those in power unless they do something that makes a change.
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I feel blessed to be having a really easy pregnancy.
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There wasn't so many ISSUES like there are today. It was a simpler time.
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Over the years, from serving in the CIA to sitting on non-profit boards, I have observed first-hand what the addition of even one woman to a meeting or to a decision-making body can do. Put simply, in very many instances, group dynamics improve markedly.
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I was born in 1991, and 'Harry Potter' came out in '97, so, you know, I was really obsessed. I used to read them in one night.
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I don't go online, I don't read reviews, I try not to look at anything on the Internet.
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A weaker currency is a national tariff. After we get a weaker currency, we have to take advantage of that. Or else, we will waste it once more in inflation and in the inability to raise competitiveness.
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I am the proud and humble recipient of more than 30 honorary doctorate degrees.
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Business people have been made into these rock stars because they've made a lot of money.
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Ankles are nearly always neat and good-looking, but knees are nearly always not.
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I have never received a flute from them for free and I would not accept such a gift from any manufacturer.
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I'm not here to discuss the past... I'm here to be positive.
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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.