Kumail Nanjiani Quotes
The plan was always to come to America, because Pakistan's a scary place. They don't have religious freedom. It's very poor, and there's a lot of violence and corruption.

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Money won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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Don't follow me, I'm lost.
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America needs a commander in chief, not a global community organizer.
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The plan was always to come to America, because Pakistan's a scary place. They don't have religious freedom. It's very poor, and there's a lot of violence and corruption.