Ellie Kemper Quotes
I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.

Quotes to Explore
-
I don't have a wallet. I carry my driver's license and a couple of credit cards in my phone. That, and a money clip.
-
I think what 'The Monster' means to me is I find it really hard - like a lot of other people in the world - to really be OK in my own skin. It was a message to myself saying, 'It's OK that you're not perfect.' I'm gonna learn to love myself and accept myself, even though I'm a little crazy.
-
The whole community of people with disabilities was alive, politically alive. I give Justin Dart credit for that. He traveled to every state in the country. He really made people with disabilities understand that they had some political power.
-
Bondage is - subjection to external influences and internal negative thoughts and attitudes.
-
I think personal beliefs of everybody shape everybody.
-
Oh my God, Betty White is actually everything that you would expect her to be like.
-
Let me make a solemn pledge before all of you, before the whole world and before God, that I will devote all my energy and all I possess in my power to serve the people of Nigeria and humanity.
Olusegun Obasanjo -
Don't worry about Yemen. Yemen started in peace, and it will end its revolution in peace, and it will start its new civil state with peace.
-
I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange.
-
I'm not an easygoing guy as a director.
-
There's usually one piece in 'Vanity Fair' every month that grabs me, but when it presents hatchet jobs without substantiation to impress its liberal friends, I laugh first, then toss.
-
We have to understand that content is king now. And it doesn't matter what the source of the content and where it's coming from, as long as it is workable.
-
I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995.
-
Moonlight is sculpture.
-
If Christianity is a mere invention of man, and the Bible is not from God, how can infidels explain Jesus Christ? His existence in history they cannot deny. How is it that without force or bribery, without arms or money, He has made such an immensely deep mark on the world as He certainly has?
-
I love acting but I also love writing, especially comedy.
-
This whole notion of a post racial America was nonsense from the very beginning. It was a bad idea, a bad notion, a bad formulation when it was first raised.
-
The people who despise America are the editors of the 'New Statesman.' Their green-card applications must have been turned down.
-
You don't want to destroy the energy that comes out of a campaign.
-
Roots are nice, but a tree can’t run.
-
If you go to Minnesota in January, you should know that it's gonna be cold. You don't panic when the thermometer falls below zero.
-
I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.