David Spade Quotes
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
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My dad has totally taken my Cat Stevens T-shirt, but it's OK; I have his Black Flag one, and that's amazing.
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Whenever we've seen the kids in the most disadvantaged context truly excel, always it's been in classrooms and in whole schools where there is a clear vision of where the kids have the potential to be.
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The Catholic Church was the church of the colonial fascist regime.
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Having a book censored means something. It means you have deeply offended one or more people who felt they needed to protect unsuspecting readers from your inflammatory words, thoughts, and images.
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Anti-inflammatories always seemed to work well for my joints, but the problem was you couldn't take them all the time.
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I don't ever try to make a song better than my last song. I just try to make it different from my last one.
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Back in the day, cooking definitely was the thing where you could make a lot of money. Also, it was something that I liked to do.
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If you're not in it you can't win it.
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I love '30 Rock.' It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.
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I don't think being a writer who is religious means you have to write about nothing but religion. When I do write about religion, it's to inform the story, not to push a certain agenda.
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I am highly offended by the total lack of acknowledgement of my contribution to Laker success.
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There's such a fan base for 'Dark Shadows'. I remember watching the show as a kid, but I wasn't an ardent fan. I didn't run home from school to watch it.
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You need to make sure you hire people who are capable of being strong team players. Team members should fit the company's culture, be committed to the team, and be capable of being genuinely vulnerable and selfless.
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I need to have something else going on. I'm able to write a lot if I have an episode of 'Friday Night Lights' going on my computer.
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My inherent belief is that motherhood is pious, and I am humbled by it.
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I don't recognize my former self. Like I'm on the outside looking in at my life. Who is that guy?
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I set my sights on making an Olympic team, not realizing how tough it was going to be.
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I feel like maybe I'm part of that generation that became more of a gamer than a video consumer. It's always been something I've done with my spare time. If I had three hours on a Friday night, I'm not out partying. I'm probably playing video games.
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I doubt there's anything you could say to Donald Rumsfeld that would puncture the armor of his narcissism.
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Yes, I want kids. I don't know that I'll ever be ready. But, I'll certainly want them. I'll have them regardless of whether I am ready, I think. I just don't have a timeframe on it yet.
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I don't bring anything expensive to the dorms.
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This era of political correctness out there needs to go.
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You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
