Matt Besser Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks.
-
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
-
What's funny in 'The Mayor of MacDougal Street' is how Dave Van Ronk talks a lot about the time and how exciting it was and how electric it was.
-
My CIA colleagues were smart, dedicated, funny, and creative. Yes, there was sometimes stifling bureaucracy, boredom, colleagues who never should have been there, and later, deeply disturbing stories of the CIA's involvement in torture. Still, I got to do work I thought was incredibly important and, many times, had fun doing it.
-
People are going to label you anyway, but the one that bugs me the most is when they say, 'One of the funniest female comedians.' There's s no 'funniest male comedians.' You're either a funny comedian, or you're not!
-
This may sound funny, but I feel my most beautiful when I'm clean, fresh out of the bath. I don't have to be dressed up. I could be in comfy clothes at home hanging out with my family.
-
I think it would be funny for people to read in obituaries of me that my major contribution to the arts was the popularization of the phrases 'neutral facial expression' and 'screaming in agony.'
-
I have an unfortunate personality.
-
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-
We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special.
-
Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power.
-
The less lines, the better. I am the silent film actor, but not in a slapstick sort of way. Film is an image-based medium, so whatever you can say without the words is far more provocative and punctuating. If the lines are not funny or if they don't advance the story, sometimes it's hard. I hate talk in movies.
-
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-
I like children - fried.
-
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
-
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
-
I loved Billie Holiday more than any other person other than myself on the stage. Yeah, I do.
-
My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show.
-
The more you write, the more you're capable of writing.
-
On children.
-
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
-
It's called the Samsung Chromebook Plus, and it runs on an ARM processor, the same type of processor that powers the vast majority of smartphones and tablets. It was designed in close cooperation with Google.
-
The important discovery I made very early is that my novels had to be written without any given plan or outline. I can't do it in any other way. But then they are dependent on the sentences, my intuition, and, as I have experienced many times, the subconscious.
-
Mary Holland is really funny.
