H. L. Mencken Quotes

Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.

Quotes to Explore
-
Every man must wear out at least one pair of fools shoes.
-
How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?
-
I'm more of a 5 Live man. But I might listen to a bit of Coldplay or The Smiths.
-
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-
I wonder if there'll ever be a time where you're not judged by your appearance. It seems that wherever you've got to, your appearance is always discussed. It's never said about men. We talk about a man's charisma, not his looks.
-
There is no belittling worse than to over praise a man.
-
The Universe is one great kindergarten for man. Everything that exists has brought with it its own peculiar lesson.
-
The American Dream is that any man or woman, despite of his or her background, can change their circumstances and rise as high as they are willing to work.
-
Scientology is the study of knowingness. It increases one's knowingness, but if a man were totally aware of what was going on around him, he would find it relatively simple to handle any outnesses in that.
-
100% of Net-a-porter customers have a man in their lives in some capacity, and 59% are married or living with a partner.
-
Am I old-fashioned? I think I might be. I am a lucky woman, because I was born with a priceless gift... the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
-
No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her won way is without enemies.
-
Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.
-
Those who seek to satisfy the mind of man by hampering it with ceremonies and music and affecting charity and devotion have lost their original nature.
-
Don't jump on a man unless he is down.
-
My films are about ideals that clash with the world. Every time it's a man in the lead, they have forgotten about the ideals. And every time it's a woman in the lead, they take the ideals all the way.
-
In mid-life the man wants to see how irresistible he still is to younger women. How they turn their hearts to stone and more or less commit a murder of their marriage I just don't know, but they do.
-
I was into Spider Man when I was a kid and that was the only comic I've ever read.
-
You start to become successful, and everybody starts to drive your money train to the bank, and they're not thinking anymore about what you want as an artist or if any of that even matters to you. It genuinely upsets people in my life that I don't care about money, and that's not my problem.
-
Imperialism: The final stage of Capitalism.
-
My cubist paintings are my most Mexican.
-
Did I not come to you on my knees with a kingdom in my hand?
-
The Bible is the book of my life. It's the book I live with, the book I live by, the book I want to die by.
-
Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.