Jasper Carrott Quotes
Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.
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I did a film called 'Fire with Fire.'
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The American Revolution was carried out in the name of the people, and it was supposedly 'We, the people,' who created the government that Americans still live under.
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I was always very determined and ambitious, and I knew I would do something that would let me travel and stuff, but I didn't know really know what I would do to get there.
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I'm a chubby middle-aged white guy with short hair. I think that's it, really. I kind of have a look. Right now, I'm not fat enough to be the fat friend, but I'm not thin enough to be the leading man, so I look like a cop.
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The South Africans decided that they would like to prove to the world they did not have any nuclear weapons and their decision was not doubted because it was the end of the Cold War, it was also the end of apartheid.
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Usually I trundle about in trainers and baggy jeans, looking about as attractive as a potato.
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Whatever they did for democracy, the U.S. interventions in the Middle East and the vaunted Arab Spring have proved to be pure hell for Arab Christians.
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You can't expect to make no effort. You still have to make the effort and be kind and understanding.
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Though politics is by nature divisive, surely we all can agree that foster children need stability, safety, education, opportunity - and love.
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I like to keep my private life private.
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Having been governor of New Mexico, I know that legislation gets passed to benefit those who have money and influence. Then they buy more money and influence. That's one reason why, as governor, I vetoed more than 750 bills and thousands of line items. I did it to keep crony capitalism away from government.
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Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better.
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I am what they call a chubby-skinny guy. I appear to be normal and have the look of an in-shape man, but if we were to go to a pool party I would go with my shirt on.
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When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.
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Years ago, I carved out an identity, and it has always been about having a voice to tell people about stuff I love.
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There's a lot of garbage, and then there are those ones that just stand out so incredibly. You fight for those roles; you do everything in your power to get it.
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I land a higher percentage of punches than any boxer in boxing.
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One of the most important things that teachers teach students is you, you can work harder. You are mentally tougher than you think.
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You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!
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Oh, these people's minds work in strange ways, Petunia, they're not like you and me," said Uncle Vernon, trying to knock in a nail with the piece of fruitcake Aunt Petunia had just brought him.
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My favorite place in the world is the Harry Potter tour near London.
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Rock'n'roll saved my soul.
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When AIDS emergency broke out and was killing millions in Africa, the Global Fund was created so that a level of generosity would show up and buy the medicines to save those lives.
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Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.
