Jay Leno Quotes
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!
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Kids love to look at pictures of themselves.
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My dad only ever talked about two things: bicycles and Mercedes.
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So, two cheers for Democracy: one because it admits variety and two because it permits criticism.
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Don't be afraid to convince yourself that your business is incredible, but don't expect others to be convinced without solid data to back it up. Ideas can be a worth a lot, but they are usually not. Execution is everything.
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With few exceptions, one ought always do what one is afraid of.
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Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan understand that government does not create jobs. Entrepreneurs do.
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One thing I detest most about the financial press is the lack of accountability. All sorts of nonsense is said without penalty.
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It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it.
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I knew David Lynch going to television was going to be something. It was either going to not work, nobody was going to get it and it would disappear, or it was going to be something special and really stand out.
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Social Security is too vital to be lumped into backroom budget talks where the views of ordinary Americans risk going unheard.
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I am not interested in producing fiction for Indian television at all, the reason being that I don't understand the medium. I can be a judge or a host; I can do that as an individual. But to produce TV content, you have to know the game.
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I started out doing musicals.
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When it comes to cooking pasta, the first essential is to make sure you have a big enough pot: it needs room to roll in the water while cooking.
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The value of an arts education is widely accepted, especially in California.
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I mix things from my Somali culture and my American side.
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I made a few records here and there by default, but I wasn't ever comfortable in that role. I wasn't comfortable on stage. We'll see how it goes this time.
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The United Nations has a proud record of helping millions of people in mine-affected countries.
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Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch.
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Writing is, of course, a solitary occupation. But for many writers, myself included, it's through writing that we make certain vital connections.
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My working hypothesis is that stupidity in popular culture is a constant. Popular culture cannot get more stupid.
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In the year 3000, everything will be instant.
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I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.
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Government acquisition of food supplies in time of war is no less important than conscription. Equity is the fundamental principle applicable to both these essential phases of war administration.
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For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!
