Jeff Dunham Quotes
What I do for a living is whimsical and fun and ridiculous. I'm supposed to make people laugh. We all have that child in us. For many people, that child gets pushed into a corner. But if you want to be creative, that little kid can never go away.
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Things are simple, it is us human beings that make it difficult.
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For me, it's always been very essential to work on projects that one can work on almost for their entire life.
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For the most part, I do a lot of my own stunts. On 'The Final Destination,' they kept pulling my stunt woman in, and I'd shoo her away. I'm a black belt in tae kwon do, so I was adamant about doing stuff myself.
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My friends in the TV news business are in a state of despair about Donald Trump, even as their bosses in the boardroom are giddy over what he's doing for their once sagging ratings.
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Fashion is something which is non-lasting; it's ephemeral.
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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
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I only seek in my old age to perfect that which I had not before thoroughly learned in my youth, because my sins were a hindrance to me.
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When a writer declares that his first book is his best, that is bad. I progress successively from book to book.
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In the 5 years, well over 60,000 American families have been broken apart by the absence of insurance because the only way for parents to get treatment for their children is to turn the custody of those children over to the State.
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At any Maroon 5 concert, you'll see a room backstage marked 'yoga.'
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I have always enjoyed the company of women and have formed deep and long-lasting friendships with many of them.
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You have to take control of your own life, your own destiny, and your own careers. You can't leave everything up to someone else, 'cause then you can look at them and blame them.
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Peace is not the absence of war, but a virtue based on strength of character.
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Failing to engage in conflict is a terrible decision, one that puts our temporary comfort and the avoidance of discomfort ahead of the ultimate goal of our organization.
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A lot of the time, you see something really beautiful, but if you don't have the perfect figure and are a really small size, it won't work well for you.
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Sculpture is something you bump into when you back up to look at a painting.
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If a big person invests time in reading, kids learn reading is important, the child is important, words are important, stories are important.
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I am happy in Paris.
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Terrorism, as a whole, is - I don't want to say 'taboo,' but it is a very emotional subject.
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People want things now. People in the rock world seem to not want to give it to them - they want to keep doing things the old way - and one thing that has always bummed me out is when we get a single three months out, and then you have to keep getting fed with bread crumbs.
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I like Modest Mouse. I'm our biggest fan. And enemy. I won't waste people's time by putting out a Modest Mouse record just because. That's fair, right?
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A lot of pop music is based on trying to make people remember it so that they'll buy it. To me, it was not about that.
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The fact that I'm shouting that I have Gangnam style makes people crack up. Imagine if Brad Pitt was singing the song - would it be funny? A twist is important when it comes to writing lyrics.
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What I do for a living is whimsical and fun and ridiculous. I'm supposed to make people laugh. We all have that child in us. For many people, that child gets pushed into a corner. But if you want to be creative, that little kid can never go away.
