Jeff Kinney Quotes
I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.
 
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	Tell me what you'd like to hear me sing. I'll sing whatever you like, after which I'll take up a collection, if you don't mind.   
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	It's always been my dream to just continually do really cool indie movies - character-driven stuff.   
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	Isolation is a self-defeating dream.   
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	There was a special challenge in describing the awful childhood of a person who happens to be my own husband. It was very painful at times, for both of us.   
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	I have spent a lot of time listening to people who are serving life sentences and getting to know them and the circumstances of their lives. I have never met anyone serving a long prison sentence who had anything close to what I could call a childhood; instead, the upbringings always - always - involve extreme situations of poverty and abuse.   
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	A lot of labels are hiring a lot more accountants than people that know music.   
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	A novelist can never be his own reader, except when he is ridding his manuscript of syntax errors, repetitions, or the occasional superfluous paragraph.   
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	Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty.   
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	You haven't partied until you've partied at dawn in complete silence with Buddhist monks.   
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	When I first got Yves Saint Laurent Couture, I didn't know how to take off a cape. I would ask Katoucha and Dalma - the real divas of the runway - 'Can you show me?' I've never been afraid to ask for help.   
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	I was brought up in industrial south Lancashire, down the cobbled road from where LS Lowry (1887 - 1976) lived and painted.   
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	I've had completely gray hair since, like, 30.   
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	I'm addicted to 'Scandal.' Joe Morton is the devil, and I love him. I am addicted to 'Boardwalk Empire.' Jeffrey Wright is the devil, and I love him.   
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	It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.   
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	I can understand Communism, but not Socialism.   
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	I can never believe how much time and energy and money and talent and everything else is being poured into horrible ideas.   
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	I placed my new novel, 'The Book of Lost Fragrances', in Paris, knowing it would be a challenge. But the book belonged in the city that is one of the greatest perfume capitals of the world and has been since for more than three centuries.   
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	I said 'It can't go on' and he said 'No, it can't.' Honestly, I don't think I could have mattered less to him by then. But by then, nothing mattered to him.   
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	Set religion free, and a new humanity will begin.   
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	If you want to win the World Cup, you need to play against the best national teams in the world.   
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	Farewell, fair cruelty.   
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	As soon as white folks say a play's good, the theater is jammed with blacks and whites.   
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	I'm very romantic and of course I want to be in love.   
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	I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.   
 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					