Jennifer Coolidge Quotes
I was like a waitress that got a job once in a while, and then Stifler's mom happened, and everything changed.

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My activism and sexual revolution in New York was a factor.
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What Washington needs is adult supervision.
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The American people likewise want to see enforcement first, no tricks, no triggers, no amnesty, enforcing existing laws and closing loopholes to reaffirm that our great Republic is, in fact, a nation of laws.
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I don't pay attention to the media. You guys can say whatever you want. At the end of the day, at the end of the season, if we're doing well, you guys are going to be there.
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Our Nation must provide sufficient access to healthcare, adequate benefits, and the supplemental resources our veterans were promised and so dearly need. We owe our heroes no less.
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There are so many figures in our history that did not believe they could make a change, and they did.
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I've never been in a relationship before. I've only been in unrequited relationships where people haven't loved me back. I guess I'm a little bit attracted to that in a bad way.
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A good football team plays offense and defense. You have to be aggressive and disrupt.
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Any frequent visitor to Hawaii is fixated on mapping how the islands have changed since their last visit.
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All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up.
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A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
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A woman simply is, but a man must become.
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I'm rooting for Saudi Arabia getting a seat on the U.N. Human Rights Council.
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The motivation should come from regulatory enforcement, but enforcement is weak, and environmental litigation is near to impossible. So there's an urgent need for extensive public participation to generate another kind of motivation.
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I never met a woman I didn't like. I love 'em all, in their different ways.
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I don't get hung up on weight.
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I'm a businessman and actor and I still make appearances.
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I started writing regularly for 'The Atlantic' roughly around the time that Barack Obama got inaugurated.
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I always get very calm with baseball.
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The job of dedicated missile boats is to pootle about, like mice in carpet slippers, waiting for an order to destroy an entire continent.
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Benzedrine often helps a case run.
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Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.
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But time is yet another of God's creations, and as such, it has a life of its own.
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I was like a waitress that got a job once in a while, and then Stifler's mom happened, and everything changed.