Jerry Coleman Quotes
Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.
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I will calmly wait for my induction to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Don't I have the numbers to be inducted?
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It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.
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It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.'
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In all my years of baseball, I have always expected to be traded. I never liked the idea.
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My voice is distinctive: there's a rhythm to it, and also, it's funny. I was just blessed with a funny-sounding voice.
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy!
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Young players need to know how to take care of themselves for life after baseball.
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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Baseball is just my job.
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My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show.
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I tend to like dry humor.
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I like that the pitcher hits. I think that my feeling is that everybody should play a position. In order to hit, you have to play a position. That's just my view of it. I feel that's more baseball, and the games are managed different. I enjoy the National League, how it's played.
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Even though 'Spider-Man' is a huge blockbuster, it really didn't feel like that. It felt like we were making this weird, funny high school movie. Like just hanging out with a group of friends.
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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
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I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
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If it gets laughs, it's funny.
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I don't want to be the next anyone. I just want to be me, now. And that means all different things.
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What I want is to try and get across the idea that reading for pleasure is so beneficial. And turn children on who have maybe been switched off reading or never found a love of it in the first place.
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I think my motto is to always remain focused on what it is that you're trying to accomplish.
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Dancing up the full moon Round some fair new altar Trample the soft blossoms of fine grass.
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Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.
