Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
Jim Gaffigan
Quotes to Explore
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Baseball, boxing, handball - sooner or later every game gets compared to narrative, but only in football are the plays perfectly linear, drawn up with letters, and only in football is the field itself lined like a sheet of notebook paper.
J. R. Moehringer
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Iowa has sent notice that the Republican nominee for the next president of the United States will not be chosen by the media. Will not be chosen by the Washington establishment. Will not be chosen by the lobbyists. But will be chosen by the most incredible powerful force, where all sovereignty resides in our nation by we the people.
Ted Cruz
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I do hot yoga and TRX, a kind of suspension training.
Yami Gautam
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In the future, I want to have super-fights.
Rafael dos Anjos
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Actually, what will be shown from here to eternity will be Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr cavorting on the beach. 'From Here to Eternity' must have seemed like a chore to its director, Fred Zinnemann.
Manny Farber
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To succeed in business, to reach the top, an individual must know all it is possible to know about that business.
J. Paul Getty
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The truth is many people see a marriage vow as the only way people are going to stay with someone who is sick.
Jenna Morasca
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I think my cat is adorable, and I probably give it too much fresh chicken. Maybe if I had a child, I'd be giving the chicken to the child.
Alison Goldfrapp
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[American Communist Party] legally exists in the U.S.A., it nominates its candidates in the elections, including Presidential elections.
Joseph Stalin
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I think Black Nativity movie has a very clear message. It's about a family in crisis facing some of the very familiar struggles we face in our communities. It's really about love, redemption, forgiveness, faith and family, the things that have gotten us through so many hard times, and that continue to get us through them. When times are hard, we need each other.
Kasi Lemmons
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I had been playing guitar since I was 12. When I was 16, some band had a show and needed a singer... so I did it. I sounded like pure fuckin shit, but it felt natural... so I stuck at it.
Jason "Gong" Jones
AM Conspiracy
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
Jim Gaffigan