Merritt Patterson Quotes
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There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins.
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Revenge doesn't stop.
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Wearing underwear on the outside of your clothes can turn a tedious trip to the store for a forgotten carton of milk into an amusement park romp.
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We win justice quickest by rendering justice to the other party.
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Music video played a huge role in developing my sensibility as a director.
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I feel like you just need to keep writing until the writing itself just begins to take shape.
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Japan has only 100m people. Asia has 4bn. At least one-third, maybe nearly half, will become middle class, and this is a big opportunity for Japanese businessmen.
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I've been a Madden guy since I was little.
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'Friends' played in this territory of being funny, and then also just grabbing your heart. And not afraid of that. It was a comedic soap opera. Not being afraid to have an audience feel something, laugh and cry, was quite extraordinary and quite wonderful.
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A musician cannot move others unless he too is moved. He must of necessity feel all of the affects that he hopes to arouse in his audience, for the revealing of his own humour will stimulate a like humour in the listener.
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Sweetheart, I'm the biggest ripped-off cartoonist in the history of the world, and that's all I'm going to say.
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Personally, the worst thing a boy can do to a girl is to ignore her while she's loving him with all her heart.
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Whether you like me, or hate me, this is me.
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The best measure of a spiritual life is not its ecstasies but its obedience.
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I'm surviving. I'm a survivor.
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At the beginning they wanted me to sing as sweet as a flower, even Ernesto Alonso put me a strapless dress and high heels and as soon as I went down the stairs I fell. I didn't even make it to the stage.
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God casts the die, not the dice.
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Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.
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Whatever I know how to do, I've already done. Therefore I must always do what I do not know how to do.
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A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.
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I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.
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Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go unnoticed.
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I really enjoy being outside in L.A. because it's so warm and sunny.
